Oracle names new chip after cheap wine
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Sonoma cure for networking hangovers

Oracle is looking to expand the market for its Sparc-based servers with a new, low-cost processor which it curiously called Sonoma. 

Oracle releases Java mega patch
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One already being exploited

Oracle has just fixed 25 vulnerabilities in its aging Java platform, including one that's already being exploited in attacks.

Software APIs eligible for trollage
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Because the US courts are ignorant

The Software industry is in big trouble after the US Supreme Court did not step into Oracle's battle with Google over whether APIs were copyrightable.

Oracle experiences profit plummet
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Falling through the cloud

The cocaine nose jobs of Wall Street ran screaming from the toilets after it was announced that industry bellwether Oracle had done much worse than anyone had expected.

To protect innovation in high tech



Begun the cloud wars have



Katz always rule

Needs to sue, needs its help

Oregon miffed that system did not work



We wanted a flexible friend