Core profit drops
The expensive esoteric software outfit which makes management software which no one is really sure quite what it does, but the CEO thinks they need it, reported slightly lower-than-expected first-quarter core profit.
Starts charging their customers too
The expensive management software outfit which no one is really sure what it does has worked out a way of screwing more cash out of its customers by forcing them to charge THEIR customers.
Altiscale becomes part of the mystery
The esoteric business software outfit which makes expensive business software which no one can be certain what it does, has just bought the cloud start-up Altiscale.
High-margin and classy packaging
The maker of expensive esoteric business software, which no one really understands, is continuing to make loads of money.
Think they know what the software does
The maker of expensive management software which no one is really sure what it does, SAP is finding that its customers are not a big fan of all the jargon and buzzwords the company uses.
Still not sure what they do
SAP, which makes expensive business software which is so esoteric no one really knows what it does, is cutting some of its expensive staff members.
Need more silver clouds
Sims on board
SAP says US is our friend