You will have to pay £249 more than the rest of the world
Fruity Cargo cult Apple has decided that it really hates its UK fanboys and is making them pay £249 more than Americans for the new iPhone X.
Royal Navy sailor develops a new ‘green’ car device
A Royal Navy sailor who served on nuclear ‘Hunter Killer’ submarines has developed a fuel cell in his garage which could be the answer that the car industry has been looking for – at least for older petrol driven motors.
Tory minister thinks it is not for the prols who want to be spied on
UK home secretary Amber Rudd has called on messaging apps like WhatsApp to ditch end-to-end encryption, arguing that it aids terrorists.
Hackers have control of the code
British spooks have discovered that some industrial software companies in the UK are "likely to have been compromised" by hackers.
Protect the kiddies
UK websites without age-verification software may have to pay an eye-watering fine or be banned altogether.
Not the Russians this time
A hack of UK politicians which was thought to be the work of Russians turned out to be carried out by amateurs.
Gotta blame someone
UK PM Theresa May has failed to notice that bringing out too many unpopular policies can make even an unelectable leftie like Jeremy Corban look viable.
It will make it harder to track terrorists
As we expected, Teresa May is attempting to use the latest terrorist attacks in the UK to clamp down on the use of the internet by non-terrorists. The only problem is that security experts are warning that her plans will make it harder to track terror cells.
Fear is the weapon of terrorists.. oh and the government
The UK government is hoping that the population of the UK is so terrified by the Manchester bombings, that they will support a wholesale crackdown on the internet.