iWatch banned from British Cabinet
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Michael Gove was too insecure 

The UK government has banned Apple's iWatch from its government Cabinet meetings because they can be easily knocked over by the Russians.

Queue-jumping Oneplus has a British face-palm
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What do you mean you expect supply and demand?

Great things were expected when OnePlus 3 announced that it was finally doing away with invitations and abandoning its queuing system. But it turns out that it might have been better for the British to queue.

Puritan British push for smut verification
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Not something to be Cavalier about


The UK government is carrying on its quest to drag the UK to the Victorian era by insisting the p*rn sites force users to confirm that they are old enough to watch the stuff.

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My backbench is revolting

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That could really stuff up Sony and the Department of Defence

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Cutting back too much on research
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Bringing down Inspector Knacker of the Yard
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What could possibly go wrong?
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Babbage's analytical engine should be constructed