Apple iPhone losing ground to Android
Published in Mobiles


The dream is over


For a while now we have been warning that Apple is losing ground in pretty much all its business sectors but now it seems some figures are confirming it.

Apple wants a smaller iPhone
Published in Mobiles


Because being bigger has already been done

Fruity Cargo Cult Apple thinks that it will steal a march on its competitors by making its iPhone too small for Apple fanboy’s fat pudgy fingers to tap out a message.

Out-of-date Apple will get OLED screens next year
Published in Mobiles


Better late than never

Fruity Cargo cult Apple is so desperate for ideas it is trying to update itself using OLED technology from its rival Samsung which is used in most high-end Android smartphones.

Apple losing its music collectors
Published in News


Even Wired seems to think so

Apple is losing its music fanbase thanks to some rather silly decisions and even the Tame Apple Press is agreeing that it is happening.

Tame Apple Press spins Apple watch disaster
Published in Wearables


Claims Apple is the King of Smartwatches

The Tame Apple Press is doing its best to snatch victory from the jaws of defeat over the failure of the iWatch to meet the hype.

Apple rumoured to be thinking small
Published in Mobiles


VW of tech too late to think big


Jumping on the phablet bandwagon years behind the rest of the market cost the VW of tech, Apple,  big dollars, so now it is rumoured to be thinking small in a bid to claw back its “innovation” image.

Smartphone sales growth drops to six year low
Published in Mobiles


Strategy Analytics says it has not been this bad since 2009.


Global smartphone sales are slowing down and while the Tame Apple Press is ignoring that even Jobs’ Mob is being effected, it seems that the industry is as bad as it was in 2009.

Apple cloned our designs moans HTC
Published in Mobiles


Who is copying whom?

The Tame Apple Press has been attacking HTC claiming that its HTC One A9 looks exactly like the iPhone, however the outfit is claiming that it is really the other way around.

Apple claims new iPhone is unhackable
Published in Mobiles


And the Titanic was unsinkable


Fruity cargo cult Apple has claimed in court that the new version of its iOS is completely unhackable and even it does not know how to do it.

iOS 9 screen freezes continue
Published in Mobiles


Older phones suffer despite updates

It would appear that iOS9 was all about forcing users of old iPhone5s to upgrade to something more pointless and expensive.