Smartphone sales growth drops to six year low
Published in Mobiles


Strategy Analytics says it has not been this bad since 2009.


Global smartphone sales are slowing down and while the Tame Apple Press is ignoring that even Jobs’ Mob is being effected, it seems that the industry is as bad as it was in 2009.

Apple cloned our designs moans HTC
Published in Mobiles


Who is copying whom?

The Tame Apple Press has been attacking HTC claiming that its HTC One A9 looks exactly like the iPhone, however the outfit is claiming that it is really the other way around.

Apple claims new iPhone is unhackable
Published in Mobiles


And the Titanic was unsinkable


Fruity cargo cult Apple has claimed in court that the new version of its iOS is completely unhackable and even it does not know how to do it.

iOS 9 screen freezes continue
Published in Mobiles


Older phones suffer despite updates

It would appear that iOS9 was all about forcing users of old iPhone5s to upgrade to something more pointless and expensive.

Chinese Malware can hit any iPhone
Published in News


Vaults over the Jobs' Great Wall 

iOS malware capable of attacking both non-jailbroken and jailbroken iPhones has surfaced making Jobs' Mob's walled garden defences null and void.

iOS 9.0.2 is out
Published in Mobiles
02 October 2015

iOS 9.0.2 is out


Fixes multiple instabilities and crashes

Apple has tried to fix the mess it made with iOS 9.0.1 and repair the major instability we experienced first hand by issuing version 9.0.2

TV news takes a turn for the worst
Published in News


Apple fanboys replace real cameras with iPhones

There is always a great danger when an Apple fanboy gets control of a hardware budget and a Swiss television station is going to find out the hard way.

Analyst claims that Apple fanboys like pink
Published in Mobiles


We were wrong

When Apple released a pink iPhone6, how we laughed – but it turns out that Apple fanboys can't get enough of pink.

Apple update bricks older phones
Published in Mobiles


You do have to wipe everything

Fruity cargo cult Apple has continued its war on customers who don't upgrade by bricking older phones until customers restore them to factory settings.

Outcry as Navy orders Apple fanboys to smash their phones
Published in Mobiles


Security threat

The Tame Apple Press is furious after Royal Thai Navy ordered a bunch of useless seamen to smash their iPhones and then videoed the whole thing as a warning to others.