Analysts trim iWatch expectations
Published in Wearables


What were we thinking?

Wall Street Analysts are suddenly waking up to the fact that they made some career killing predictions over Apple's iWatch.

Apple puts iWatch in stores
Published in Wearables


Maybe some idiot will buy them

Apple mysteriously has enough iWatches on hand to start putting them in its own stores.

New York Times damns iWatch
Published in Wearables


Writing is on the wall after Apple loses key Ally

In a sign that the end is near for the iWatch, the New York Times has admitted that it is rubbish.

Quanta reports rise in notebook sales
Published in Notebooks


Surprises

The PC maker Quanta Computer's has reported a surprise hike in the sales of notebooks.

Twitter thinks you want video on your iWatch
Published in News


For those who have the Superman's eyes  

After Apple released its iWatch the industry has been trying to think of things it can be used for and Twitter has apparently come up with the daftest.

ZenWatch could have four-day battery
Published in Wearables


Asustek kicks Apple to death

While Apple users have to charge their watches before they get home from work, the Asustek Zenwatch 2 is boasting a four day battery life.

Analyst realises that Apple watch is a lemon
Published in News


Sales forcasts slashed

Analysts have finally started to wake up to the fact that Apple is probably attempting to flog a lemon with its iWatch.

Quanta denies iWatch a challenge
Published in News


Yields will be fine

The dark satanic rumour mill has been churning out yarns claiming that Jobs' Mob's iWatch was suffering from poor yield rates at the Quanta plant.

Apple fesses up to Tattoo Gate
Published in Wearables


We don't make watches for the likes of you

Apple has taken the unusual step of admitting that if you have tattoos then the iWatch will not work for you.

IWatch has defective component
Published in Wearables


You get what you pay for

Fruity cargo cult Apple's iWatch has shipped with a crucial component which was later found to be broken.