Apple not going to save the iWatch
Published in Wearables


New model will be an S

It looks like Apple has no plan to rescue its awful iWatch. Word on the street is that the next model will be an S which will basically mean it is the same as one which failed to interest people last year.

Apple defeated by British justice
Published in Wearables


Welsh underdog proved IWatch was fragile

The fruity cargo cult Apple cult has suddenly found itself having a taste of reality when a Welsh bloke successfully sued Apple and forced the company to change a misleading Apple Watch product description.

Apple will not bring out new iWatch in March
Published in Wearables


Just a minor update 

Hopes that the fruity cargo cult Apple would save its moribund iWatch with a bold new wearable device, which did what everyone though the first one would do, are looking less likely.

Google rubs in tech-superiority over watch tech
Published in Wearables


Allows fanboys to defect

Search engine outfit Google is offering Apple fanboys a way to get a proper smartwatch without losing the only product that Jobs’ Mob makes – the iPhone.

Apple's iphone future in doubt
Published in Mobiles


Wall Street fears iPhone not doing as well as marketed

The Fruity Cargo cult Apple is facing problems with Wall Street analysts who are refusing to repeat what its marketing department is telling them about the iPhone.

Tag Heuer can’t keep up with demand
Published in Wearables


There is a market after all

Luxury watchmaker Tag Heuer has found that there was a market for an expensive smartwatch if you were not Apple.

Users of Apple Watch dumped it after two weeks
Published in Wearables


Waste of money

More than half of dissatisfied Apple users dump the Apple Watch within two weeks of buying it, according to a shocking survey.

Fossil’s Q Founder on sale
Published in News


$295 for Android Wear


Fossil's first Android Ware smartwatch has gone on sale for $295.

Apple orders only 4 million more iWatches
Published in Wearables

Expecting lower sales

Fruity cargo cult Apple does not have any high expectations that iWatch will sell much more.

IWatch failed claims analyst
Published in Wearables


“Collectables” for fanboys

Apples’ iWatch has been dismissed as a “collectable” for fanboys which made no real impact on the market.