We were right Apple results are grim
Published in News


Tame Apple Press is spinning like a mad thing

Yesterday we warned the Tame Apple Press would be spinning what were expected to be bad results and we were right.

Apple press gears up for shock results
Published in News


They will be great honestly

The Tame Apple Press is gearing up to spin tomorrow's financial results, even though there are some suggestions that they will not be that great.

Apple pay dooms itself in UK
Published in Mobiles


Too inflexible 

Apple is having a huge problem getting its Apple Pay off the ground in the US, so now it is having a crack at the UK.

Apple Watch sales fall by 90 per cent
Published in Wearables


Apple has another lemon

It is turning out exactly as we said – sales of Apple's latest cure for cancer have slumped to a shadow of their initial "glory."

Analysts trim iWatch expectations
Published in Wearables


What were we thinking?

Wall Street Analysts are suddenly waking up to the fact that they made some career killing predictions over Apple's iWatch.

Apple puts iWatch in stores
Published in Wearables


Maybe some idiot will buy them

Apple mysteriously has enough iWatches on hand to start putting them in its own stores.

New York Times damns iWatch
Published in Wearables


Writing is on the wall after Apple loses key Ally

In a sign that the end is near for the iWatch, the New York Times has admitted that it is rubbish.

Quanta reports rise in notebook sales
Published in Notebooks


Surprises

The PC maker Quanta Computer's has reported a surprise hike in the sales of notebooks.

Twitter thinks you want video on your iWatch
Published in News


For those who have the Superman's eyes  

After Apple released its iWatch the industry has been trying to think of things it can be used for and Twitter has apparently come up with the daftest.

ZenWatch could have four-day battery
Published in Wearables


Asustek kicks Apple to death

While Apple users have to charge their watches before they get home from work, the Asustek Zenwatch 2 is boasting a four day battery life.