Apple watch is just a "toy" claims watchmaker
Published in Wearables


Swatch boss says it is no revolution

Swatch CEO Nick Hayek has dismissed the Apple Watch as an "interesting toy" but shows no innovation.

Quanta shows that notebooks ain't dead yet
Published in Notebooks


Down but better than last year

Notebook ODM Quanta Computer has proven that there is still some life in the notebook market.

We were right Apple results are grim
Published in News


Tame Apple Press is spinning like a mad thing

Yesterday we warned the Tame Apple Press would be spinning what were expected to be bad results and we were right.

Apple press gears up for shock results
Published in News


They will be great honestly

The Tame Apple Press is gearing up to spin tomorrow's financial results, even though there are some suggestions that they will not be that great.

Apple pay dooms itself in UK
Published in Mobiles


Too inflexible 

Apple is having a huge problem getting its Apple Pay off the ground in the US, so now it is having a crack at the UK.

Apple Watch sales fall by 90 per cent
Published in Wearables


Apple has another lemon

It is turning out exactly as we said – sales of Apple's latest cure for cancer have slumped to a shadow of their initial "glory."

Analysts trim iWatch expectations
Published in Wearables


What were we thinking?

Wall Street Analysts are suddenly waking up to the fact that they made some career killing predictions over Apple's iWatch.

Apple puts iWatch in stores
Published in Wearables


Maybe some idiot will buy them

Apple mysteriously has enough iWatches on hand to start putting them in its own stores.

New York Times damns iWatch
Published in Wearables


Writing is on the wall after Apple loses key Ally

In a sign that the end is near for the iWatch, the New York Times has admitted that it is rubbish.

Quanta reports rise in notebook sales
Published in Notebooks


Surprises

The PC maker Quanta Computer's has reported a surprise hike in the sales of notebooks.