What were we thinking?
Wall Street Analysts are suddenly waking up to the fact that they made some career killing predictions over Apple's iWatch.
Maybe some idiot will buy them
Apple mysteriously has enough iWatches on hand to start putting them in its own stores.
Writing is on the wall after Apple loses key Ally
In a sign that the end is near for the iWatch, the New York Times has admitted that it is rubbish.
The PC maker Quanta Computer's has reported a surprise hike in the sales of notebooks.
For those who have the Superman's eyes
After Apple released its iWatch the industry has been trying to think of things it can be used for and Twitter has apparently come up with the daftest.
Asustek kicks Apple to death
While Apple users have to charge their watches before they get home from work, the Asustek Zenwatch 2 is boasting a four day battery life.
Sales forcasts slashed
Analysts have finally started to wake up to the fact that Apple is probably attempting to flog a lemon with its iWatch.
Yields will be fine
The dark satanic rumour mill has been churning out yarns claiming that Jobs' Mob's iWatch was suffering from poor yield rates at the Quanta plant.
We don't make watches for the likes of you
Apple has taken the unusual step of admitting that if you have tattoos then the iWatch will not work for you.