There really is no hope for humanity
While anyone with any technical sense has placed the iWatch on "avoid," Apple has already made $3 billion on the chocolate teapot tech.
Never write a report after an office Christmas party
Industry analyst Chetan Sharma appeared to have had a little too much Christmas happy juice when he turned out a report which claimed that Apple had kicked Android to death this year.
At least in the US
Exceeded Microsoft sales projections
In two months
Already racked up $220 million in first 24 hours
Top selling PC game in both copies sold & money made
Already outsold Revolutions in the same time frame