We will show them who is boss
Fruity cargo-cult Apple is taking on the UK government warning that Prime Minister David Cameron’s plans to give its spooks extra online surveillance powers could weaken the security of personal data for millions of people and paralyse the tech sector.
And a plague of malware shall come down from on high
Christian orientated mobile apps, particularly those designed to help you work out how one god can be three, or how premarital sex is so bad when it is not mentioned in the bible are more likely to infect believers phones with spyware.
We know what you are thinking
UK coppers have hit on a novel idea of scaring the bejesus out of hackers by popping around for a nice cup of tea and a chocky biscuit.
McAfee claims a grannie could do it
Hacking a major corporation is so easy that even an elderly grannie could do it, according to technology industry character John McAfee.
Because you can never have too many doors
While government spooks are trying to lean on manufactures to provide backdoors, Arris has gone one further and provided its backdoor with a backdoor.
Shutting out the spooks and other criminals
Software Giant Microsoft has joined Mozilla and will consider blocking the SHA-1 hashing algorithm on Windows to keep the US spooks from using it to spy on users computers.
Scotland does not care
Wackypedia leader Jimmy Wales has suggested that Apple should stop selling its popular iPhone line in the UK
Secret phone for a price
The Bentley of phone makers Vertu has been flogged to a mysterious Hong Kong security firm by its Swedish private equity group EQT.
Chaos shows that Apple TV will be as slanted as Fox
It is starting to look like Apple TV will be heavily censored to conform Jobs’ Mob marketing.