Barbara Streisand suffers from Apple effect
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Siri is still rubbish

While it is being touted as a cure for cancer by the Tame Apple Press, Barbara Streisand is unimpressed with its AI browser Siri.

Apple pays out on Siri suit
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Yeah we didn’t invent that

Apple has admitted that it did not invent some key technology behind Siri and paid Dynamic Advances who owned the rights to the technology.

Apple’s Siri didn’t get the security email
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The one where it was supposed to be unhackable

Fruity cargo cult Apple has been telling the world that its phones are so unhackable that it needs to re-write the operating system. Already the FBI has proved that wrong, but it seems that Siri is a backdoor making a mockery of Apple’s security.

Apple in internal battle over privacy
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Needs the money

While the fruity cargo cult is publically fighting against the FBI over privacy concerns, it is facing an internal battle using data for advertising.

iPhone 6S will have a September 9 birth
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Hi Siri give us a hint

Apple has announced that it is going to announce something big. 

Siri joins the 9/11 conspiracy
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Lizard on Board

Fruity cargo cult Apple is apparently part of the Lizard inspired illuminati cover-up of the 9/11 terrorist plot.

28 July 2014

Bing bangs Siri

Advert claims that Siri is out-of-date

Siri how can I make you work?

Stores your voice for two years

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IDF 2012: Understands foreign names, finally