Redefining irony on a Tuesday morning


Like Orwell’s telescreens, but pricey


And 7-inch tablet, if anyone cares


So much for ARMdroid competition


Drinks the ultrabook Kool-Aid instead


Big shoes to be filled by Tim Cook


And tell everybody about it


iOS on the defensive


Courtesy of Asus and Asrock


15.2 percent down, market shares flat