Oracle Open World 2017 kicks off
Larry Ellison, Chairman and Chief Technology Officer of enterprise-technology giant Oracle, swung his mighty handbag at rivals Amazon and anyone human who tried to steal a job from a computer or robot.
Leaving in June
TSMC said its founder and chairman, Morris Chang, will retire in June – to be fair he is 86.
You can’t get the wood to build it these days
A year after Microsoft allowed extensions to appear on its Edge browser, there are only 70 available.
But that means that Apple has been lying to us
Reporters at the International Business Times were shocked to discover that their Apple Macs, which they have been insisting were more secure than PCs, are actually a doddle to knock over.
First fully functional DDR5 DIMM
Memory outfit Rambus has taken time out of its busy schedule of patent trademark litigation to invent a fully functional DDR5 DIMM (dual in-line memory module) prototype.
The US military will torture him for Putin's secrets
Russian hacker and alleged spam kingpin Peter Levashov, who was arrested in Spain on a US warrant, said that if he is extradited to the US he will be tortured and dead in a year.
To be fair they have not got much experience with real women
A fierce row has broken out amongst gamers over whether a woman is a robot or real.
Stop Apple fanboys from dying
Fruity cargo cult Apple has a problem with allowing users to have a radio function on their iPhones – it wants them to use its expensive Apple Play instead.
Twitter finds 200 Russian accounts dedicated to Trump
Twitter says it found some 200 accounts linked to the same Russian groups that bought $100,000 worth of ads on Facebook.
Jobs’ Mob warns against children using iPhones
Apple’s face scanning software can be broken by anyone under the age of 13 and the fruity cargo cult has been forced to admit that it does not really work for kids.