Microsoft to release Surface next month
Published in Notebooks


Expect moans from the Tame Apple Press 

Microsoft is set to release its anticipated Surface Studio device in the UK next month and we are expecting to see lots of complaints from the Tame Apple Press.

Premier Farnell turns Raspberry Pi into a PC
Published in Motherboards

Bare bones, bare bones dem, bare bones

Premier Farnell has turned the Raspberry Pi microcomputer into a fully-fledged PC.

AMD manages high yields on Ryzen
Published in Processors


More than 80 per cent


The dark satanic rumour mill has manufactured a hell on earth yarn which claims that AMD’s 14nm manufacturing process has a yield of 80 percent.

Microsoft wants to use DNA storage
Published in News


If you run out of storage you can just spit.

Boffins from Microsoft and the University of Washington are planning to encode cloud data onto synthetic DNA molecules.

Samsung Galaxy S8 Active is a rugged G6
Published in Mobiles


Leaked image 

A leaked snap of the ruggised Samsung Galaxy S8 Active shows it to look rather similar to LG's G6.

Huawei closing on Apple
Published in Mobiles


Headed to become a number two 

Huawei is slowly closing on Apple in a bid to replace the fruity cargo-cult as the number two of the smartphone industry.

Apple makes agreement with Nokia
Published in Mobiles


Strong arming on the licencing again


Fruity cargo cult Apple’s policy of boosting its margins as interest in its products sink appears to have scored a result with Nokia.

Steve Jobs’ death cult dying out
Published in News


How soon the faithful forget


When Steve Jobs died, the Tame Apple Press said that his name would be up there with Edison, which was somewhat appropriate, and never be forgotten.

Big Blue spy stole for the Chinese family planning clinic
Published in News


Birth control tech

A former developer for IBM admitted carrying out economic espionage and to stealing trade secrets for the Chinese equivalent of the family planning clinic.

Google is a daydream believer
Published in Mobiles


More than 10 million daydreamers in 2017

Google is confident that more than 10 million smartphones will support its Daydream platform 2017 – well, someone needs to believe in it.