Because real Asbos worked so well
The UK's Tory government is thinking about dishing out 'Internet asbos' to people who spread racial hatred on sites like Twitter and Facebook.
High profile exit
It seems that the Japanese co-chairman of Sony Pictures Entertainment Amy Pascal has been required to take the fall for the Sony hack.
So that is all right then
Despite the fact that AMD has dropped its prices to make Nvidia uncomfortable, and that the press is making the Green Goblins life a misery, the actual returns of the GeForce GTX 970 product are pretty low.
The Letter S is sooo last year
While Samsung has been cutting back on the number of shiny toys it is making available to the consumer this year, it seems it is expanding it Galaxy Tab range.
Wants to remove the 1970s serial killer look
Google has worked out that the reason that its Glass product was never going to work was because it they made you look like you were an axe murderer on their way to their part-time job as a stalker of women.
Sharp said it is not planning to flog any of its overseas factories after the dark satanic rumour mill manufactured a hell on earth yarn that it planned to sell its TV manufacturing plant in Mexico next year.
Better at dwarf tossing
Twitter's chief executive has admitted that the social media site is pants at dealing with abuse reported by users.
Bent too easily
A British bloke thought he was onto a winner when he paid a reasonable price for an Apple MacBook on eBay. Paul Barrington, 38, paid £300 for the MacBook which normally costs £1,500 when bought new.
Takes pictures when you sneeze
Samsung is showing off its new camera with its open saucy operating system which sounds like a sneeze, Tizen.