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Apple’s leaking procedure leaked

by on21 June 2017


We think someone missed the point

The fruity tax-dodging cargo-cult is famous for its largely pointless, heavy handed security policy which is so autocratic that not even Kim Jong-un would attempt it, but as you might expect, few details have leaked, until now.

Online's  recording of an internal briefing at Apple earlier this month sheds new light on how far the most valuable company in the world will go to prevent leaks about new products.

The briefing, titled 'Stopping Leakers -- Keeping Confidential at Apple,' was led by Director of Global Security David Rice, Director of Worldwide Investigations Lee Freedman, and Jenny Hubbert, who works on the Global Security communications and training team.

According to the hour-long presentation, Apple's Global Security team employs an undisclosed number of investigators around the world to prevent information from reaching competitors, counterfeiters, and the press, as well as hunt down the source when leaks do occur.

Some of these investigators have previously worked at US intelligence agencies like the National Security Administration (NSA), law enforcement agencies like the FBI and the US Secret Service, and in the US military.

Needless to say, Apple is furious that the document has leaked and unleashed its investigators who turned up two confessions already. We guess they are scheduled to be shot with anti-aircraft guns any day now.

Last modified on 21 June 2017
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