While Apple is really good at censoring applications
which really are useful but somehow pose a threat to Steve Jobs' multi-million
dollar lifestyle, some really horrible applications seem to have got through
his strict controls.
Poop the World somehow squeezed its way into Apple's
iPhone App Store this month. For $1.99, the app combines the iPhone's GPS power
with your own notes to create a public diary of your bowel movements. It is probably the most crappy application out there and
follows hard on the heels of that Pull My Finger farting application which also
got through.
It joins an application called Fatburner2k which claims
to be able to shrink an Apple user's beer belly if you rub the fruity gizmo on
your lardie bits. It is similar to another application which claims to restore
hair. Hair Clinic For Man and Woman also uses the vibration function in the
phone to convince the gullible to part with their cash.
On the whole it seems that Steve Jobs censorship of
applications is arbitary and not really interested in protecting the gullible.
Indeed it seems purely designed to stop Apple users from looking at parts of a
woman they usually only see on their mothers when she breasts feeds them. Some
Apple users still do that, it is the only thing that they can't get from their
iPhones.
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