Apple only interested in white Americans
Published in Mobiles
Thursday, 23 November 2017 12:31

Apple only interested in white Americans


No stores in black areas

The fruity-cargo cult Apple has no interest in peddling its rich toys to US black areas and appears to have segregated its distribution, according to a new study.

Full screen iPhones out next year
Published in News
Tuesday, 14 November 2017 11:44

Full screen iPhones out next year


Apple milks dying cash cow

Fruity tax dodging cargo cult Apple is continuing to keep its dying cash-cow on life support with two screens.

Iphone ships with spying feature
Published in News
Thursday, 26 October 2017 12:02

Iphone ships with spying feature


Lets spooks see what you are doing without you knowing

The fruity cargo cult Apple’s iOS operating system has a natty feature which allows spooks to turn on your phone so they can see what you are doing.

Apple can’t write a calculator program
Published in News
Wednesday, 25 October 2017 11:48

Apple can’t write a calculator program


Just like it can’t write decent clock software.

Apple’s software skills continue to sink to new lows – now it can’t summon up enough of a skills base to write a calculator programmer which can actually add up.

TSMC sees profits down
Published in Processors
Thursday, 19 October 2017 11:44

TSMC sees profits down


Supply-chain inventory constraints

TSMC claimed that supply-chain inventory constraints hurt its net profit in the third quarter, although not as badly as many analysts had predicted.

Iphone not designed to be used
Published in Mobiles
Tuesday, 10 October 2017 15:05

Iphone not designed to be used


Jonny Ive says it is just meant to be looked at

The iPhone is not designed to be used all the time, says the guy who designed it.

Apple’s face security is so poor a child can break it
Published in Mobiles


Jobs’ Mob warns against children using iPhones

Apple’s face scanning software can be broken by anyone under the age of 13 and the fruity cargo cult has been forced to admit that it does not really work for kids.

Gates gets an Android
Published in Mobiles
Wednesday, 27 September 2017 10:22

Gates gets an Android


Tame Apple Press furious

The Tame Apple Press is furious that the software king of the World Sir William Gates III has decided not to buy an iPhone.

Never mind the polar bears, repairing iPhones is bad
Published in Mobiles

 
Apple environmental officer sees nothing wrong with stopping people repairing their phones

The fruity cargo cult Apple’s environmental officer must have a conflict of interest when it comes to keeping the planet safe when she works for an outfit whose sole reason for being is flogging overpriced toys to rich kids and making profits.

Apple punishes UK fanboys for their iPhone support
Published in Mobiles


You will have to pay £249 more than the rest of the world

Fruity Cargo cult Apple has decided that it really hates its UK fanboys and is making them pay £249 more than Americans for the new iPhone X.