Apple’s iPhone X has difficulty with Chinese
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You all look the same to me

Apple’s comedy facial recognition system on its overpriced iPhone X appears to have a few difficulties telling Chinese apart.

Amazon buries the hatchet with Google and Apple
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It is still money

Amazon confirmed Thursday that it will again sell the Apple TV set-top box and Google Chromecast dongle. The company had stopped selling the devices after disputes with the pair.

Apple iMac Pro maxed up is  €16,156.98
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Friday, 15 December 2017 08:12

Apple iMac Pro maxed up is €16,156.98


To Photoshop girls in 2018 for $13,177.98

An Apple iMac Pro with Vega graphics and 10 core Xeon CPU starts at $4,999 and if you grab one of these default settings, you will get it within a week or two. The maxed-out option costs more than double that in the US and close to three times the start sum in  Europe. 

Apple launches rather pricey PC
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Thursday, 14 December 2017 18:30

Apple launches rather pricey PC


Dig deep, you fanboys

Steve Jobs' firm has introduced a fancy new iMacPro which will set you back more than a buck or two.

Apple may give throttled replacement batteries for old phones
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Apple fanboys cheer at assault and battery

The fruity cargo cult Apple appears to have come up with a novel scheme to force Apple fanboys who refuse to buy a new phone every year to buy one anyway.

Apple releases new iMac Pro tomorrow
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Wednesday, 13 December 2017 10:06

Apple releases new iMac Pro tomorrow


Starts from $5,000


Apple has confirmed that its workstation grade All-in-One will be available on 14 December, but before you think of rushing to the shops, the shiny toy starts at $5,000.

Google helps hack the iPhone
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Tuesday, 12 December 2017 12:13

Google helps hack the iPhone


Tame Apple Press furious

The Tame Apple Press is spitting bile that the search engine outfit Google has released information which will help people hack the iPhone.

Indians tell Apple it will not get special tax treatment
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Apple staff need counselling

The Indian Government has told the fruity cargo cult Apple that it will not be a special tax case.

Apple close to buying Shazam
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Monday, 11 December 2017 11:48

Apple close to buying Shazam


More gimmicks

The fruity cargo-cult Apple, which has problems writing code which can tell the time accurately, is splashing out nearly half a billion dollars on a gimmick which allows Apple fanboys to identify which Coldplay or U2 single they are listening to by pointing their expensive iPhone at it.

Chromebooks go down big time
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Monday, 11 December 2017 11:30

Chromebooks go down big time

 

Tame Apple Press cheers

The Tame Apple Press is celebrating after Google experienced a huge stuff up of its Chromebook services.