Apple fanboys spurn iPhone 8
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Tuesday, 17 October 2017 11:53

Apple fanboys spurn iPhone 8


The iPhone 7 is just as good

The fruity cargo cult Apple is facing its first serious religious schism as fanboys reject the religion’s central premise that you must upgrade your expensive phone every year.

iPhone 8 ships with super cool exploding feature
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Just plug it in and watch the fireworks

Those super, cool, innovative design people at Apple have slipped in an easter egg function with the new iPhone 8 Plus so that it detonates when you try to recharge it.

iPhone 8, iPhone X lacks Gigabit LTE
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Monday, 02 October 2017 09:33

iPhone 8, iPhone X lacks Gigabit LTE


Bucking the industry trend

Apple makes the most arrogant statements in the industry and has stripped its users of their Gigabit LTE support for iPhone 8 and the upcoming iPhone X.

iPhone 8 is iPhone 7's evil twin
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Wednesday, 27 September 2017 10:01

iPhone 8 is iPhone 7's evil twin

It is just the same, only more expensive

If you are thinking of buying an iPhone 8 you might as well save your money and buy an iPhone 7 as it has pretty much the same internals, according to tear-down experts Ifixit

Apple shares tank as world realises iPhone X will be late
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iPhone 8 will be all there is until next year

Shares in the fruity cargo cult Apple are suffering after a disappointing iPhone 8 launch and a sudden realisation from Wall Street that what Fudzilla has been saying for ages – the iPhone X will be late – is true.

Apple launches iPhone 8 and iPhone 8 Plus
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Tuesday, 12 September 2017 22:04

Apple launches iPhone 8 and iPhone 8 Plus


With A11 Bionic chip, wireless charging and more

Although the iPhone X was obviously the star of the show, Apple has also unveiled its new iPhone 8 and iPhone 8 Plus smartphones, both featuring the fancy new 64-bit A11 Bionic chip, new camera(s) and an "all-new" design.

Apple Watch 3 has a cellular connection
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Tuesday, 12 September 2017 20:03

Apple Watch 3 has a cellular connection


Water resistant but the same case

Apple has just announced its Watch Series 3. The new watch has LTE, eSIM a new dual processor and  water resistance in case you are tempted to flush it down the loo.

Chinese not impressed with iPhone plans
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Monday, 11 September 2017 11:56

Chinese not impressed with iPhone plans


You want us to pay what?


Apple might be running aground in its key Chinese market by offering an iPhone which no one can afford.

iPhone won’t start at $1200
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Thursday, 07 September 2017 11:02

iPhone won’t start at $1200


The most expensive might get close

There has been a lot of discussion that the next generation iPhone, the one that many call the iPhone 8 (7S), will cost as much as $1200, but we can confirm that this will not be the starting price.

7nm mobile SoCs to arrive late 2018
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Thursday, 07 September 2017 09:59

7nm mobile SoCs to arrive late 2018


Mass production in 2019

The current generation of SoC and the one that comes after will remain at 10nm, since it will take some time to move to 7nm. This is the conclusion we gathered after talking to a number of industry insiders.