Proving that people will always invest in something expensive, ephemeral and stupid
Pundi X, NEM.io Foundation and Stellar.org, have released a State of Cryptocurrency report, which claims that people would rather waste their cash on cryptocurrency than an iPhone X.
Tame Apple Press furious
The Tame Apple Press is furious that truthful sales people are undermining all the efforts it made to make the iPhone X look super cool and value for money.
Predictions get gloomier
Staff at the fruity cargo cult Apple will be hitting the Christmas spirits over the holidays as it looks like the company's cunning plan of keeping its iPhone cash cow alive by making users pay more has failed.
Numbers down but the margin keeps Apple in clover
The numbers for the iPhone X are well down on what was expected with only 30 million units sold in the fourth quarter of 2017 and the figure is expected to drop slightly in the first quarter of 2018.
You all look the same to me
Apple’s comedy facial recognition system on its overpriced iPhone X appears to have a few difficulties telling Chinese apart.
iPhone 8 is better
US consumer group Consumer Reports has rubbished Apple’s iPhone X and claims that Jobs' Mob’s iPhone 8 was a better phone despite being much cheaper.
Just in time for Winter
The fruity tax dodging cargo cult Apple has apparently fixed a flaw with in its over-priced iPhone X which caused it to stop working if the temperature dropped below freezing.
Super-secure tech destroyed by a ten-year-old
A 10 year old kid broke into his mother’s over-priced, super-secure iPhone X just by looking at it.
You probably were not expecting this
The “killer app” on the overpriced iPhone X, its facial recognition system, has a glaring security hole caused by poor programming.