Iphone X face recognition insecure
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Tuesday, 14 November 2017 11:55

Iphone X face recognition insecure


You probably were not expecting this

The “killer app” on the overpriced iPhone X, its facial recognition system, has a glaring security hole caused by poor programming.

iPhone X has yet more problems
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Monday, 13 November 2017 16:22

iPhone X has yet more problems


Ears to you, Mrs. Robinson

There seem to be more local problems popping up on Apple’s latest super expensive iPhone X.

Iphone X cost $370 to make
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Friday, 10 November 2017 12:45

Iphone X cost $370 to make


Boldly going where no mark-up has gone before

While the Tame Apple Press is trying to convince you that the iPhone X is packed full of new technology, it appears that it only cost Jobs’ Mob $100 extra to make.

iPhone X can’t handle British winter
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Friday, 10 November 2017 11:26

iPhone X can’t handle British winter

Expensive phone freezes

British Apple fanboys who emptied their bank accounts to buy Apple’s hugely overpriced gadget are finding that it cannot handle the cold British weather.

Apple admits iPhone X has screen problems
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Tuesday, 07 November 2017 10:57

Apple admits iPhone X has screen problems


You get what you pay for

Apple has admitted that its overpriced iPhone X is suffering from the same screen problems as its rivals who had the misfortune of also putting out OLED screens.

iPhone X Gigabit modem won't fly
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Tuesday, 07 November 2017 10:23

iPhone X Gigabit modem won't fly


Will be capped for Intel sake

There is no big surprise that iPhone X uses Qualcomm’s Snapdragon X16 modem and is capable of Gigabit LTE speed, but since Intel version doesn’t support this speed, both phones will be capped at the lower speed.

iPhone X breaks on the first drop
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Monday, 06 November 2017 12:41

iPhone X breaks on the first drop


Better keep it safe in a nice box at home

The iPhone X is so fragile it will break the first time you drop it

People queue for the iPhone X
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Friday, 03 November 2017 11:24

People queue for the iPhone X


Yep the world is crazy

It looks like Apple’s business plan of extorting the stupid to pay for two year old technology has paid off. People are queuing to buy Apple’s massively overpriced iPhone X.

Apple might have over-egged iPhone X privacy pudding
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Developers will have access to facial data

While the Tame Apple Press praised Apple for promising that facial data used to unlock its new iPhone X would be securely stored on the phone, now it appears that it might not have been giving a clear picture about how the data would be used.

iPhone X reviews mostly from celebrities
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Wednesday, 01 November 2017 11:33

iPhone X reviews mostly from celebrities


“Limited reviews” from those who know what they are talking about

The fruity cargo cult Apple has been attempting to manipulate reviews for the iPhone X by giving review phones only to those who are ignorant about technology.