ITC investigates huge patent complaint
Published in News
Friday, 20 January 2017 14:21

ITC investigates huge patent complaint


Lenovo, MediaTek, Motorola and AMD all involved.

The US International Trade Commission began a patent infringement probe after ZiiLabs claimed that 17 firms were importing products to the United States in violation of its patents on graphics processors and DDR memory controllers.

Nintendo Switch has another face palm
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Friday, 20 January 2017 13:48

Nintendo Switch has another face palm


Forgets to mention key functions and drops important ones


Smart money is on the Nintendo Switch being a lemon, but it seems that the maker of toilet branded consoles is making elementary mistakes on its launch.

Blackberry’s poor attitude to privacy will wipe it from history
Published in Mobiles

Edward Snowden’s blames Canada 

Blackberry has always traded on having tougher security than the next guy, but this might have been because the next guy was Apple, or Google.

Tesla let off the hook in death probe
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Friday, 20 January 2017 12:41

Tesla let off the hook in death probe

User error in “self-driving” car

US car safety regulators have cleared Tesla of involvement in the death of a bloke whose Model S collided with a truck while he was using its Autopilot system.

IBM sees 19th quarter of falling revenue
Published in News
Friday, 20 January 2017 12:34

IBM sees 19th quarter of falling revenue


Still better than Wall Street predicted


Biggish Blue has reported its 19th straight quarter of declining revenue, but forecast full-year earnings above what the cocaine nose jobs of Wall Street thought.

Amazon working on self-driving car
Published in News
Friday, 20 January 2017 12:18

Amazon working on self-driving car


Alexa take me to the pub

Online book-seller Amazon is working on self-driving cars.

Oracle in trouble for paying people extra to be white
Published in News


Trump fangirl CEO claims it is just political

Oracle, whose CEO Safra Catz was a key member of Donald (Prince of Orange) Trump’s political campaign, is being investigated for paying people more money if they are white.

PS4 cleans Xbox’s clock
Published in Games
Thursday, 19 January 2017 13:25

PS4 cleans Xbox’s clock


Outsells by nearly double

Numbers being crunched by several teams of accountants have worked out that there are nearly double the numbers of PS4s as there are Xbox Ones

Apple plans three new tablets
Published in Mobiles
Thursday, 19 January 2017 12:22

Apple plans three new tablets


An unholy trinity


Fruity tax-dodging cargo-cult Apple has decided that the reason that people are not buying its tablets is because they don’t have enough over-priced versions available.

Android Super Mario Run available in March
Published in Games
Thursday, 19 January 2017 12:09

Android Super Mario Run available in March


Still as expensive as the iOS version

The former maker of playing cards and consoles with a urine branding theme, Nintendo, has told the Android world that they will get a version of Super Mario Run in March.