Well other than the guy who does our clock software
The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple, which appears to have forgotten its irony pills, is launching an initiative for kids called “everyone can code”.
Will be quietly offed in Summer
It appears that Apple is starting to doubt that its policy of charging its users double for a product which was pretty much the same as an earlier model has proved to be a disaster and it is set to walk away from the iPhone X.
Lawsuits will do that
The fruity cargo cult Apple is set to pull the plug on secret battery saving technology which degraded the performance of the phone.
Text bomb, text bomb, you’re a text bomb
The brilliant programmers at Apple who have all sorts of problems getting a clock to tell the time have delivered an operating system which can be switched off with a text.
iPhone and Macbooks made in harsh conditions
Despite its best efforts, the fruity cargo cult Apple is still making its iPhones and Macs in poor conditions for workers.
Proving that people will always invest in something expensive, ephemeral and stupid
Pundi X, NEM.io Foundation and Stellar.org, have released a State of Cryptocurrency report, which claims that people would rather waste their cash on cryptocurrency than an iPhone X.
This is going to get expensive
Apple’s undisclosed throttling of old iPhones for the “users own good” is unleashing a stream of hurt to the fruity cargo cult.
Particularly in the USA
Analysts at Gartner released data that showed PC sales continue to fall, although the outfit said there are some “causes for optimism”.
Health app not so cool if you want to rape and kill someone
An Apple fanboy is regretting installing Apple’s health app on his phone.
Canadian deal brings chapter to an end
A rather nasty chapter in Steve Jobs' biography has finally drawn to a close after publisher HarperCollins has agreed to donate $120,000 in books as part of a settlement with a Canadian law enforcement agency.