TSMC sees profits down
Published in Processors
Thursday, 19 October 2017 11:44

TSMC sees profits down


Supply-chain inventory constraints

TSMC claimed that supply-chain inventory constraints hurt its net profit in the third quarter, although not as badly as many analysts had predicted.

Apple fanboys spurn iPhone 8
Published in Mobiles
Tuesday, 17 October 2017 11:53

Apple fanboys spurn iPhone 8


The iPhone 7 is just as good

The fruity cargo cult Apple is facing its first serious religious schism as fanboys reject the religion’s central premise that you must upgrade your expensive phone every year.

Apple ordered to pay VirnetX $439.7 million
Published in News
Tuesday, 17 October 2017 11:43

Apple ordered to pay VirnetX $439.7 million


Nicked four patents then hacked off the judge

Fruity cargo cult Apple has been ordered to pay $439.7 million for nicking the tech in four patents in FaceTime and other iOS apps.

Google discovers it can’t really do an Apple
Published in News


Overcharging  just hacks its users off

Google thought that it might get away with copying Apple by charging a ridiculous price for a USB dongle, only to discover that its users were not that stupid.

Apple boss says coding more important than English as a second language
Published in News


Tim Cook says that if he was a French lad he would learn to code before English

Apple supreme dalek Tim Cook said that it is more important that people know how to code language than learn a second language.

North Korean hackers score victory over the South
Published in News


Nicked some important military plans

They might be armed with ancient PCs and their boss is using an Apple Mac, but North Korean hackers still managed to steal some important military plans from the South.

Google’s AI nearly as bright as a US politician
Published in News


Twice as intelligent as Siri

Google's AI has the same IQ as a moderately retarded human and more than twice as high as Apple's Siri in a comparative analysis.

Iphone not designed to be used
Published in Mobiles
Tuesday, 10 October 2017 15:05

Iphone not designed to be used


Jonny Ive says it is just meant to be looked at

The iPhone is not designed to be used all the time, says the guy who designed it.

Chinese investigate the incredible popping iPhone 8
Published in Mobiles


You don’t even need to put it in the microwave

The Apple fruity cargo cult is having a little trouble in Big China as the state authorities are worried that its swelling battery is causing the phone to pop open.

Apple showed encrypted passwords in plain text
Published in News


High noon on High Sierra.

Apple’s security superiority over Windows has been highlighted yet again as the macOS High Sierra exposed the passwords of encrypted Apple File System volumes in plain text.