The Tame Apple Press is getting its knickers in a twist over how wearable device maker Fitbit has released a smartwatch which is direct competition to their favourite manufacturer.
Fitness devices are reasonable at monitoring heart rate but can’t track calories burnt to save their lives.
Makes more cash than expected
Fitbit surprised the cocaine nose jobs of Wall Street by reporting a quarterly revenue above its own forecast.
A woman in Wisconsin suffered minor burns after her Fitbit exploded and caught fire on her wrist.
Accused would have gotten away with it but for pesky tracker
Connecticut man accused in his wife's murder might have gotten away with it — if not for the victim's pesky Fitbit fitness tracker.
Apple fails miserably, despite cuckoo press stories
You might not be aware of it, because the Tame Apple Press is going on an offensive, but Apple is losing the wearable’s market to Fitbit.
Going for a song
Fitness wearables outfit Fitbit is close to buying smartwatch maker Pebble and the prices is rather low.
No word on price though
Samsung’s fitness tracker came out in 2014 to some good reviews and it seems that it is about to be updated.
Bubble burst already
The bottom is dropping out of the smart watch industry as VC’s start to realise that the Apple dream is not making many people much dosh.
Internet of things not so great
Fitbit’s current-quarter profit forecast missed what the cocaine nose jobs of Wall Street predicted suggesting that the Internet of Things might not be the hot property that many are claiming.