Apple launches iPhone 8 and iPhone 8 Plus
Published in Mobiles
Tuesday, 12 September 2017 22:04

Apple launches iPhone 8 and iPhone 8 Plus


With A11 Bionic chip, wireless charging and more

Although the iPhone X was obviously the star of the show, Apple has also unveiled its new iPhone 8 and iPhone 8 Plus smartphones, both featuring the fancy new 64-bit A11 Bionic chip, new camera(s) and an "all-new" design.

Apple claims it does not make products for the rich
Published in News


It also makes them for those with sellable organs

In a move which shows how in touch Tim Cook is with poor people, the Apple CEO claimed the cargo cult didn’t make products just for rich people.

Apple’s A11 has Apple GPU
Published in Graphics
Wednesday, 13 September 2017 10:51

Apple’s A11 has Apple GPU


Fudzilla told you 2 years ago

Apple A11 is a six core ARM based SoC that now has Apple graphics inside. Apple claims that it is 30 percent faster than the previous PowerVR GPU in the iPhone 7. Fudzilla exclusively reported about this almost two years ago, and we were right.

EU countries likely to target big US tech
Published in News
Monday, 11 September 2017 12:46

EU countries likely to target big US tech


C’mon you bastards, pay your tax like everyone else


France, Germany, Italy and Spain are expected to get tough with big US tech by demanding that they be taxed in Europe based on their revenues, rather than only profits.

New Note 8 sets pre-order record
Published in Mobiles
Monday, 11 September 2017 12:37

New Note 8 sets pre-order record


Tame Apple Press rather upset

Despite its best efforts to remind users about the incredibly inflammable Note 7, the Tame Apple Press has been unable to stop Note 8 pre-orders from hitting record levels.

Chinese not impressed with iPhone plans
Published in Games
Monday, 11 September 2017 11:56

Chinese not impressed with iPhone plans


You want us to pay what?


Apple might be running aground in its key Chinese market by offering an iPhone which no one can afford.

iPhone8 production glitches continue to harm supply
Published in Mobiles


Expect delays, shortages, and hype

The iPhone 8 is supposed to be released on September 12, but according to the Wall Street Journal there are signs that all is not well behind the reality distortion field.

Apple is no longer the number two smartphone maker
Published in Mobiles


Never mind Tim, your company will always be a number two to Fudzilla

The fruity cargo-cult’s grip on the world’s smartphone market is continuing to slip as Huawei has knocked it from its number two position behind Samsung.

Apple complains that 4K is overpriced
Published in News
Thursday, 31 August 2017 12:17

Apple complains that 4K is overpriced


Pot calls kettle black


The maker of over priced electronic gear, Apple is having an ironic moan about the price of 4K.

Apple set to clean Google's AR clock apparently
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AR meets reality distortion field  

It is a silly season for news and it seems that the Tame Apple Press is coming out with some daft pro-Apple stories to fill up the slack. Reuters has run a yarn claiming that Apple is going to take the AR market from Google.