Apple has shot itself in the foot
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Thursday, 04 January 2018 11:24

Apple has shot itself in the foot


Battery issues will damage 2018 sales

The fruity cargo-cult Apple’s moves to throttle the speed of iPhones with old batteries will damage its 2018 sales, according to Barclays Bank analysts.

Tower of Babel grows as Roku has its say
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Wednesday, 03 January 2018 17:20

Tower of Babel grows as Roku has its say


Help me, help me!

Roku will introduce a voice assistant with its technology later this year, entering what's getting to be a crowded space packed with the likes of Amazon, Google, Apple and more.

Apple says sorry for “misunderstanding” over phone throttling
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All a terrible misunderstanding

Apple has just published a letter to customers saying sorry for throttling older phones which might have dodgy batteries without telling them.

Italians now own Steve Jobs
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Friday, 29 December 2017 11:29

Italians now own Steve Jobs


You toucha our brand we breaka your face

Apple no longer owns the right to Steve Jobs’ name after a landmark trademark dispute in Italy.

Apple prepares to enter Saudi Arabia
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Thursday, 28 December 2017 13:04

Apple prepares to enter Saudi Arabia


Fundamentalist religious cult with too much money enters Saudi Arabia

Apple is in licensing discussions with Riyadh on investing in Saudi Arabia and turning the region into a Mecca for Apple goods.

Samsung Galaxy Note 8 has battery problem
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Thursday, 28 December 2017 11:01

Samsung Galaxy Note 8 has battery problem


Tame Apple Press claims it is just copying Apple again

While the iPhone has been suffering from battery problems, thanks mostly to Jobs' Mob's throttling of users for their own good, the Tame Apple Press has been focusing on the rival Samsung Galaxy Note 8, which appears to have problems of its own.

Apple faces more bad news on IPhoneX
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Wednesday, 27 December 2017 10:50

Apple faces more bad news on IPhoneX


Predictions get gloomier

Staff at the fruity cargo cult Apple will be hitting the Christmas spirits over the holidays as it looks like the company's cunning plan of keeping its iPhone cash cow alive by making users pay more has failed.

Apple loses top chipman
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Friday, 22 December 2017 16:57

Apple loses top chipman


John Bruno moves to Google

ATI and later AMD started the great trend of letting journalists talk to actual engineers. Nvidia followed, and soon I had the chance to meet John Bruno, who this week is leaving Apple to shift to Google.

Apple sued for throttling battery use
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Friday, 22 December 2017 12:59

Apple sued for throttling battery use


But, but, it is a feature


Apple is facing two class-action lawsuits, filed by furious customers just days after the firm admitted to intentionally slowing down older iPhones.

High end phones in 2019 will be 5G NR
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Wednesday, 20 December 2017 10:25

High end phones in 2019 will be 5G NR


Most of them

We are wrapping up an exciting 2017 and we are about to kick start 2018 with a high speed  CES  in early January. But what about 2019? According to well-placed industry sources, most phones launching in 2019 will be able to support 5G NR.