GT will sell sapphire furnaces
Published in News
Wednesday, 24 December 2014 14:42

GT will sell sapphire furnaces


Will give money to Apple

GT Advanced Technologies is flogging its sapphire furnaces and will pay former partner, Apple a portion of the cash it gets from the sale. The furnaces were installed to make sapphire glass for Apple, which loaned GT Advanced $439 million for the project.

Consumers already bored of Apple’s watch
Published in Wearables
Tuesday, 23 December 2014 11:31

Consumers already bored of Apple’s watch


Vapourware interest has peaked

It appears that Apple waited too long and relied too much on the press to keep interest in its iWatch vapourware product going. 

Apple copies Microsoft security system
Published in News
Tuesday, 23 December 2014 11:28

Apple copies Microsoft security system


A decade too late

The fruity cargo cult Apple has done what Microsoft has been doing for years – pushing out security updates. It seems that Apple has just discovered the technique which the Tame Apple Press is trying to explain as something “super”, “cool” and “original.”

BBC battered for daring to expose Apple
Published in News
Monday, 22 December 2014 11:44

BBC battered for daring to expose Apple


Tame Apple press has a field day

The Tame Apple Press is attacking the BBC for using real journalism to prove that Apple has not been exactly telling the truth over how it allows its contractors to treat workers.

Wednesday, 10 December 2014 11:49

Apple is turning Japanese

I really think so

Japan, Prime Minister Abe Shinzo has asked the fruity cargo cult Apple to set up a technical development centre in the Land of the Rising Sun.



And very thin



Nothing like an iPhone

Thursday, 04 December 2014 10:39

Apple needs iPhone to fall on its feet

Lets see it dodge a hammer

Monday, 01 December 2014 11:42

Apple goes for bigger tablet



At last something we agree on

Friday, 28 November 2014 10:52

iPhone 6 users snub their iPads



Which was why Apple said phablets were useless