US teens don’t see the point of Virtual Reality
Published in IoT


Better things to do

A new survey from Piper Sandler shows that US teens find Virtual Reality silly.

M2 series of SoCs frozen
Published in PC Hardware
Wednesday, 05 April 2023 11:23

M2 series of SoCs frozen


No one wants Macbooks

Fruity cargo cult Apple has been forced to suspend the production of its super-hyped M2 systems on a chip because no one wants to buy the Macbook for which it was designed.

Tim Cook tries to whip the Apple press to push AR and VR
Published in News


Even if his company’s forthcoming project more doomed than the Titanic

Apple supremo Tim Cook is trying to encourage positive stories about his outfit’s AR and VR gear before its launch on 5 June.

Apple fanboy used AirTag to hunt and kill a person he believed was car thief
Published in News


In Texas of course

An Apple fanboy who tagged his “truck” with an AirTag used the device to track down a car thief and execute him.

Apple announces Worldwide Developers Conference for June 5th
Published in News


New OS versions and possibly the AR/VR headset

Apple has officially set the date for its Worldwide Developers Conference (WWDC) 2023, which will be held on June 5th, 2023.

Apple sued for firing pro-union workers
Published in News
Wednesday, 29 March 2023 12:13

Apple sued for firing pro-union workers


CWA tells Jobs’ Mob it is time to modernise

The Communications Workers of America (CWA) has accused Apple of illegally firing employees in retaliation for their union organising efforts.

Apple Pay Later arrives
Published in Mobiles
Wednesday, 29 March 2023 12:10

Apple Pay Later arrives


Ironically late

Fruity cargo cult Apple has introduced Apple Pay Later scheme in the US, later than Jobs' Mob thought it would be.

Apple staff fear that new headset will be expensive flop
Published in IoT


VR headset depends too much on non-existant hype

Apple employees are apparently warning their managers that the company's inbound VR headset, is going to be an overpriced flop.

Kremlin staff told to get rid of their iPhones
Published in Mobiles


Security risk

In a move that has been greeted with horror by the Tame Apple Press, that very nice Mr Putin has declared a "special military operation" on Apple and its products.

Apple slashes bonuses and expenses
Published in News
Thursday, 16 March 2023 11:27

Apple slashes bonuses and expenses


But no staff cuts yet

While most tech companies are following a 19th century employment strategy and firing workers at the slight hint of a recession, the fruity cargo cult Apple appears to be doing something more intelligent.