iPhone 7 will not be a major redesign
Published in Mobiles
Tuesday, 29 March 2016 12:05

iPhone 7 will not be a major redesign


Apple delays key release until next year 

Fruity cargo cult Apple is not going to release a “new” iPhone until next year, according to Wall Street analyst Ming-Chi Kuo.

FBI cracked iPhone
Published in Mobiles
Tuesday, 29 March 2016 11:03

FBI cracked iPhone


And the Tame Apple Press said it was impossible

All those people who claimed that Apple's "superior, super, cool security" was impossible to crack woke up to a dose of reality this morning when the FBI said it had managed to do it, and did not need Jobs' Mob's help.

iPhone SE has Qualcomm LTE modem
Published in Mobiles
Friday, 25 March 2016 18:22

iPhone SE has Qualcomm LTE modem


Industry insiders confirmed

Contrary to our previous reports we got a tip that iPhone SE will continue using Qualcomm modems and not change to Intel. 

Apple stomped on Intel’s RealSense plans
Published in News


Bought the technology from underneath Chipzilla

Intel’s cunning plans for computers that will recognise human emotion using its RealSense 3D camera, have been killed off in the short term by Apple.

A lack of a Bug Bounty causes Apple problems
Published in Mobiles


Hackers would rather sell the iPhone flaws to the government

Fruity cargo cult Apple is having to pay the cost for not paying hackers to find loopholes in its software.

Time called on the Smartwatch industry
Published in Wearables
Friday, 25 March 2016 09:49

Time called on the Smartwatch industry


Bubble burst already

The bottom is dropping out of the smart watch industry as VC’s start to realise that the Apple dream is not making many people much dosh.

New Apple 9.7-inch iPad Pro has 2GB of RAM
Published in Mobiles
Thursday, 24 March 2016 16:48

New Apple 9.7-inch iPad Pro has 2GB of RAM


Lower CPU clock as well

It appears that the new Apple 9.7-inch iPad Pro is quite different from its 12.9-inch counterpart as it not only comes with 2GB of RAM, same as the new iPhone SE and iPad Air 2, but also has a lower CPU clock.

Apple’s new iOS update causes problems for old iPads
Published in News


Update or die


Fruity cargo cult Apple is doing its best to force users of its old iPad 2 and original iPad to upgrade to something thinner and more expensive by bricking them if they upgrade to the latest iOS 9.3.

Apple’s cloud disaster
Published in News
Thursday, 24 March 2016 11:04

Apple’s cloud disaster


Blaming Obama now

Fruity Cargo cult Apple has spent billions trying to build its own cloud structure and failed and rather than question its own networking competence it is blaming the government.

Apple says it does not need Imagination
Published in Graphics
Wednesday, 23 March 2016 11:44

Apple says it does not need Imagination


Kicked the tires, not interested


Fruity cargo cult Apple has decided that it does not need any Imagination.