Wearable devices could be a dead end
Published in Wearables
Tuesday, 14 July 2015 12:16

Wearable devices could be a dead end


Not enough interest

While Intel and Apple are touting the Internet of Things as the next big thing, it is starting to look like the numbers will be too small to attract the necessary economies of scale. 

Apple up to its anti-trust antics again
Published in News


Watchdog starts snuffling

Not contented being caught red-handed trying to raise the cost of ebooks, the fruity cargo cult Apple is attempting to sting its rivals in the music business. 

Foxconn goes into rehab for Apple addiction
Published in News


Gou has a secret plan 

Foxconn founder Terry Gou might have made his fortune off the back of being Apple's pet but he apparently sees the danger of being too dependent on the fruity cargo cult.

Apple Watch sales fall by 90 per cent
Published in Wearables
Wednesday, 08 July 2015 10:14

Apple Watch sales fall by 90 per cent


Apple has another lemon

It is turning out exactly as we said – sales of Apple's latest cure for cancer have slumped to a shadow of their initial "glory."

Samsung reports best profit in a year
Published in News
Tuesday, 07 July 2015 11:41

Samsung reports best profit in a year


Still declining

Samsung appears to be slowly headed out of trouble and is to report its best profits in a year.

Qualcomm and Apple face China syndrome
Published in News
Tuesday, 07 July 2015 11:27

Qualcomm and Apple face China syndrome


Job's Mob melt-down 

It seems that we were right, the Tame Apple Press is preparing the world for a failure in China.

Apple fanboys discover new way to escape the genepool
Published in Mobiles


Let's make our phone look like a handgun

While a big chunk of Americans don't believe Darwin's theories, it seems that Apple fanboys are doing their best to remove themselves from the genepool.

Apple exterminates Greek users
Published in News
Monday, 06 July 2015 11:27

Apple exterminates Greek users


You can't afford us any more, see ya

While Greece is worried about having to give all their cash to the Germans, at least they will not have to worry about its citizens wasting their money on Apple's latest musical gimmick.

Apple incompetence could save the world
Published in News


Three malwares could wipe out all things Apple

Apple's faith based security system could end up smashing every iPhone and IPad in the world and thus saving the world.

How the Tame Apple press lies
Published in News
Friday, 03 July 2015 13:25

How the Tame Apple press lies


Knifing Xiaomi

Earlier this week we ran a story which said that Xiaomi was doing rather well and was on target to hit its 80 million phone sales this year.