Apple orders White House not to abandon Paris Accord
Published in News


It's like Apples and Oranges

The Grand Mufti of the fruity cargo-cult Apple, Tim Cook has been on the blower to the US President to tell him not to duck out of the Paris climate accord.

Woz admits Apple’s innovation days are over
Published in News

It is too big to do anything useful

Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak has said that Apple’s days of coming up with anything are gone.

Surface Pro copied Apple too much
Published in Notebooks
Tuesday, 30 May 2017 13:52

Surface Pro copied Apple too much


Not the design –  the gouging of users

While Microsoft makes a Surface Pro which is far better than Apple products, the software giant has copied Jobs’ Mob’s marketing and price gouging antics.

Apple wants to remove users from devices
Published in Mobiles


Replace fanboys with AI


Fruity tax-dodging cargo-cult Apple is working out a way to cut out a major weakness in its devices' business model – its users.

Apple agrees to help French flight inquiry
Published in Mobiles


Ipad and iPhone might have crashed a plane


Fruity cargo-cult Apple has agreed to help a French inquiry into a plane crash.

Qualcomm faces shareholder lawsuit
Published in Processors
Friday, 26 May 2017 13:24

Qualcomm faces shareholder lawsuit


Legal department is a bit too busy

Qualcomm's own shareholders have sued the chipmaker for creating too many lawsuits.

Fitness trackers can’t measure calories
Published in Wearables


Chocolate teapots


Fitness devices are reasonable at monitoring heart rate but can’t track calories burnt to save their lives.

Micro LED arrives soon
Published in Graphics
Wednesday, 24 May 2017 13:51

Micro LED arrives soon


Second half of 2017 with products in 2018


Despite shedloads of delays and technological bottlenecks micro LED products will start to arrive in the second half of the year with full production ready for 2018.

Huawei closing on Apple
Published in Mobiles
Tuesday, 23 May 2017 11:19

Huawei closing on Apple


Headed to become a number two 

Huawei is slowly closing on Apple in a bid to replace the fruity cargo-cult as the number two of the smartphone industry.

Apple makes agreement with Nokia
Published in Mobiles
Tuesday, 23 May 2017 10:54

Apple makes agreement with Nokia


Strong arming on the licencing again


Fruity cargo cult Apple’s policy of boosting its margins as interest in its products sink appears to have scored a result with Nokia.