Apple can be sued for playing monopoly
Published in News
Friday, 13 January 2017 13:38

Apple can be sued for playing monopoly


Old case back from the dead

An old case which accused Apple of conspiring to create a monopoly has risen from the grave to bite Jobs’ Mob.

Top staff flee Apple
Published in News
Thursday, 12 January 2017 12:08

Top staff flee Apple


Do they know something the Tame Apple Press doesn’t?

Apple is suffering from a brain drain as its top engineering talent jumps ship.

Notebooks set to return as tablets die
Published in News
Wednesday, 11 January 2017 12:24

Notebooks set to return as tablets die


So much for game changing

Notebooks, which had been written off by the Tame Apple Press after Steve Jobs showed off his tablets, are now back.

Foxconn profits took a dive in December
Published in News
Wednesday, 11 January 2017 11:43

Foxconn profits took a dive in December


Nothing to do with the iPhone 7

Apple’s number one partner Foxconn saw its profits take a dive in December coincidently at the same time as Jobs' Mob is rumoured to have slashed production on its iPhone 7 because no one wants it.

Apple to invent AR glasses
Published in Wearables
Wednesday, 11 January 2017 11:19

Apple to invent AR glasses


It is going be a game-changer

The super-cool and innovative tech power house Apple is rumoured to have come up with some game-changing glasses which superimpose information and pictures onto reality.

IBM is the most innovative company
Published in News
Tuesday, 10 January 2017 12:55

IBM is the most innovative company


Sorry Steve 

While the Tame Apple Press is still trying to spin Jobs’ Mob as the most innovative in the world, the crown belongs to the outfit that Steve Jobs mocked – IBM.

Apple builds another data centre
Published in News
Tuesday, 10 January 2017 12:42

Apple builds another data centre


But is it another customs dodge?


Fruity tax-dodging cargo-cult Apple appears to have another wizard scheme to avoid paying customs duties while getting the government’s thumbs up.

Apple tanking in PCs
Published in Notebooks
Monday, 09 January 2017 12:35

Apple tanking in PCs


Users giving up


While the Tame Apple Press is doing its best to claim that Apple will replace Microsoft as the world’s leading OS, it appears to be covering a story which shows that the fruity cargo cult is losing ground in in PCs.

2016 was the year Cook's Apple lost the plot
Published in News
Thursday, 05 January 2017 12:22

2016 was the year Cook's Apple lost the plot


Its numbers are ok but it forgot who its users are 

A top Silicon Valley veteran has blasted Apple for its terrible performance last year.

Apple invests a billion in Saudi based scheme
Published in News
Thursday, 05 January 2017 11:53

Apple invests a billion in Saudi based scheme


Getting political

Fruity tax-dodging cargo-cult Apple is sticking a billion dollars in a tech fund being set up with Softbank to put billions into Saudi Arabia's Public Investment Fund (PIF).