Apple prices to double if Trump forces it to return
Published in Mobiles


The cost of “Made in America”

Apple’s assembler Foxconn has been looking at the possibity of setting up iPhone production to the US before Donald “Prince of Orange” Trump orders the US company to do so.

iPhone 8 might not get OLED after all
Published in News
Thursday, 17 November 2016 12:18

iPhone 8 might not get OLED after all


Tech in short supply


Hopes that Apple might sex up its iPhone 8 with OLED technology could be dashed by the fact that its suppliers can’t make enough of the technology.

Chinese investigate iPhone fails
Published in News
Tuesday, 15 November 2016 16:26

Chinese investigate iPhone fails

They just turn themselves off

A consumer body has asked Apple to clarify why a large number of uPhone6 and iPhone 6s phones switch themselves off and can’t be switched on again.

IPhone 7 might have a heating problem
Published in Mobiles
Tuesday, 15 November 2016 13:50

IPhone 7 might have a heating problem


Don’t expect a recall

Apple appears to be trying to copy Samsung by having its iPhone 7s catch fire.

Apple’s plans for digital glasses start to leak
Published in Wearables


Will connect to iPhones


Fruity cargo cult Apple has started to leak out information on its digital glasses project.

China grabs Trump by the Apples
Published in News
Tuesday, 15 November 2016 11:37

China grabs Trump by the Apples


Jobs' Mob will suffer in any trade war 

The Chinese government has threatened to ban iPhones and US cars from China if 'naive' Donald Trump starts a trade war with the glorious People’s Republic.

Apple keeps iPad’s functionality
Published in News
Monday, 14 November 2016 12:49

Apple keeps iPad’s functionality


No one is buying them anyway

Fruity tax-dodging cargo cult Apple has not extended its “charge more for less” policy onto its iPads.

Google is a saint, not a sinner
Published in News
Thursday, 10 November 2016 16:58

Google is a saint, not a sinner


Kent hops about

The head lawyer of Google spent some time today outlining that his company isn’t motivated by greed, or by monopolistic tendencies, but instead is contributing to the welfare of all creatures great and small.

Apple fans told to wait for new iMac
Published in News
Thursday, 10 November 2016 14:32

Apple fans told to wait for new iMac



Intel’s fault


Fruity cargo-cult Apple has put the brakes on the next instalment for the iMac PC line-up because it wants to install Intel’s new Kaby Lake.

Tech companies fear encryption could be outlawed
Published in News


Trump’s promise to get tough with tech

The surprise election of the Donald, Prince of Orange in the US election, is alarming tech-companies which are worried that he could kill off encryption.