Because being bigger has already been done
Fruity Cargo Cult Apple thinks that it will steal a march on its competitors by making its iPhone too small for Apple fanboy’s fat pudgy fingers to tap out a message.
In the shops in first quarter
The Fruity cargo cult Apple so loved the way its Apple TV took off this year without requiring much of the way of new features, that it is planning to do the same thing again early next year.
15.5 Percent up on last year
Smartphone sales soared 15.5 percent in the third quarter of 2015 compared to this time last year.
Microsoft should be happy
Beancounters at IDC claim that the decline of tablets will harm Android but prop up the windows operating system
Tame Apple Press fumes
A bloke has successfully sued Apple for destroying his honeymoon snaps.
Waste of money
More than half of dissatisfied Apple users dump the Apple Watch within two weeks of buying it, according to a shocking survey.
Creator Ci40 for smart home hubs, robots and other connected devices
Imagination Technologies close to releasing its new development board to help hardware designers connect smart devices to the Internet.
Hit the road jack
Fruity cargo cult Apple is thinking of binning the standard headphone jack claiming that it is too fat.
Court case at his death
The Welsh boffin who developed the touchscreen technology made a schoolkid geography error which could have resulted in millions ending up in the wrong place after his death.
Better late than never
Fruity Cargo cult Apple is so desperate for ideas it is trying to update itself using OLED technology from its rival Samsung which is used in most high-end Android smartphones.