Apple sued over Beats advertising
Published in Wearables
Thursday, 14 September 2017 12:21

Apple sued over Beats advertising


Shonky, and grossly overpriced court told

The fruity cargo-cult Apple is not having a good week - not only has its iPhone X launch been greeted with howls of derision, now it has been sued over the advertising for its overpriced Beats headphones.

Apple delays its other wireless headphones
Published in News
Tuesday, 13 December 2016 13:11

Apple delays its other wireless headphones


BeatsX goes the Duke Nukem way


After forcing its iPhone users to dump their headphone jacks, Apple has been rubbish at supplying them with wireless phones that work.

Apple headphone jack move props up Beats
Published in Mobiles
Monday, 12 September 2016 12:06

Apple headphone jack move props up Beats


No advantage to customers at all – it is all about the money

Fruity tax dodger Apple’s moves to replace the headphone jack on the iPhone 7 were nothing about users and everything about its Beats racket.

Beats headphones' obscene margins
Published in News
Tuesday, 23 June 2015 11:38

Beats headphones' obscene margins


Apple overlords are amateurs

When Fruity Cargo Cult Apple bought Beats headphones it was not clear how much of a marriage in hell the arrangement was. While Apple was famous for its obscenely high profit margins it was a bunch of amateurs in comparison to Dr Dre.

Apple faces more anti-trust music
Published in News
Wednesday, 06 May 2015 11:05

Apple faces more anti-trust music


Because it is too caring and sharing

Apple's wheeling and dealing with the record labels is under US antitrust scrutiny as it might turn out to be a little bit illegal.

Tuesday, 23 September 2014 12:47

Beats not cool enough for Apple



Kills brand in "drive-buy" shooting



Spotify has millions of cash customers



Apple is super cool



Overpriced headphones for an overpriced brand

Friday, 27 September 2013 13:26

Suits to buy stake in Beats Electronics

Beats valued at $1 billion now?