Apple designing another bendy phone
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Thursday, 25 June 2015 14:04

Apple designing another bendy phone


This time on purpose

While Apple was rightly mocked for releasing a phone which could bend easier than a Romanian gymnast it seems that the Knight of the Rounded Rectangle Sir Johnny Ives thinks it was a pretty super cool idea.

Apple's next iPhone will be thicker
Published in Mobiles
Tuesday, 23 June 2015 13:32

Apple's next iPhone will be thicker


Just like its users

Taiwan's top Apple analyst has released a prediction that the next iPhones will be thicker than the last—0.2 mm thicker.

Most iPhone users would risk death to save their phone
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Perspective they have heard of it

The standards of the world have slipped to such a state that most Apple fanboys would actually risk death to protect the shiny toys.

HTC scores own goal
Published in Mobiles
Monday, 08 June 2015 13:53

HTC scores own goal


Gold always believe in your soul

The Tame Apple Press is mocking a PR own goal commented by HTC during the launch of its football themed gold smartphone.

Text an iPhone to death
Published in Mobiles
Wednesday, 27 May 2015 14:16

Text an iPhone to death


Security was not expecting an SMS

Jobs' Mob security hit another low point this week after it was revealed that it forgot that hackers can use SMS to take down a phone.

Apple TV service delay
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Monday, 25 May 2015 13:39

Apple TV service delay


Jobs Mob can't get broadcasters

Fruity cargo cult Apple's attempt to enter the set-top market is fast going the way of Intel's failed attempt.

Hedge funds dumping Apple
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Monday, 18 May 2015 11:27

Hedge funds dumping Apple


They know something that Tame Apple Press doesn't

The dumping of Apple shares by top hedge funds is continuing to gather speed and now even the Tame Apple Press  is noticing.

Huawei launches P8
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Friday, 08 May 2015 13:40

Huawei launches P8


Magical splash proof coating

Huawei finally launched its P8 and the P8 Max, a phablet version of the device.

IOS flaw means you can kill all Apples in a wifi area
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Apple does the rest of the world a favour

The brilliant, super-cool security experts at Apple have installed a feature in the iOS which turns off all Apple gear within a wi-fi radius.

Tame Apple Press tries to give Samsung bendgate
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Fails

The Tame Apple Press desperate to prove that the technologically superior Galaxy S6 had the same bending problem as Apple's iPhone 6 might have bitten off more than it could chew.