Small iPhones sail to Titanic disaster
Published in Mobiles
Monday, 25 January 2016 14:26

Small iPhones sail to Titanic disaster


Analyst cuts sales by half

An analyst has cut his estimate of projected sales of the rumoured new 4-inch iPhone, reportedly called the "iPhone 5se," in half, from 18-20 million down to 10-12 million units.

Tame Apple Press braces itself for iPhone slump
Published in Mobiles


Finally wakes up


The Tame Apple Press is starting to report what we have been saying for months, iPhone sales have slumped for the first time in ten years.

Google rubs in tech-superiority over watch tech
Published in Wearables


Allows fanboys to defect

Search engine outfit Google is offering Apple fanboys a way to get a proper smartwatch without losing the only product that Jobs’ Mob makes – the iPhone.

Apple predicted to slide further
Published in Mobiles
Friday, 08 January 2016 10:23

Apple predicted to slide further


This quarter will be dire

The price of depending on one product will continue to drag Apple down in the first quarter of 2016.

Iphone sales drying up
Published in Mobiles
Tuesday, 29 December 2015 12:09

Iphone sales drying up


Apple orders less from suppliers

While the Tame Apple Press is writing yearly reviews which claim that Jobs’ Mob cleaned everyone’s clock this year, it appears that sales of its only remaining “growing” product is slumping.

Apple's iphone future in doubt
Published in Mobiles
Thursday, 17 December 2015 10:52

Apple's iphone future in doubt


Wall Street fears iPhone not doing as well as marketed

The Fruity Cargo cult Apple is facing problems with Wall Street analysts who are refusing to repeat what its marketing department is telling them about the iPhone.

Apple iPhone losing ground to Android
Published in Mobiles
Thursday, 10 December 2015 11:47

Apple iPhone losing ground to Android


The dream is over


For a while now we have been warning that Apple is losing ground in pretty much all its business sectors but now it seems some figures are confirming it.

Apple wants a smaller iPhone
Published in Mobiles
Friday, 04 December 2015 13:01

Apple wants a smaller iPhone


Because being bigger has already been done

Fruity Cargo Cult Apple thinks that it will steal a march on its competitors by making its iPhone too small for Apple fanboy’s fat pudgy fingers to tap out a message.

Out-of-date Apple will get OLED screens next year
Published in Mobiles


Better late than never

Fruity Cargo cult Apple is so desperate for ideas it is trying to update itself using OLED technology from its rival Samsung which is used in most high-end Android smartphones.

Apple losing its music collectors
Published in News
Tuesday, 17 November 2015 14:58

Apple losing its music collectors


Even Wired seems to think so

Apple is losing its music fanbase thanks to some rather silly decisions and even the Tame Apple Press is agreeing that it is happening.