TV news takes a turn for the worst
Published in News
Tuesday, 29 September 2015 15:09

TV news takes a turn for the worst


Apple fanboys replace real cameras with iPhones

There is always a great danger when an Apple fanboy gets control of a hardware budget and a Swiss television station is going to find out the hard way.

Analyst claims that Apple fanboys like pink
Published in Mobiles
Friday, 25 September 2015 14:07

Analyst claims that Apple fanboys like pink


We were wrong

When Apple released a pink iPhone6, how we laughed – but it turns out that Apple fanboys can't get enough of pink.

Apple update bricks older phones
Published in Mobiles
Monday, 21 September 2015 12:10

Apple update bricks older phones


You do have to wipe everything

Fruity cargo cult Apple has continued its war on customers who don't upgrade by bricking older phones until customers restore them to factory settings.

Outcry as Navy orders Apple fanboys to smash their phones
Published in Mobiles


Security threat

The Tame Apple Press is furious after Royal Thai Navy ordered a bunch of useless seamen to smash their iPhones and then videoed the whole thing as a warning to others.

Apple builds Android App
Published in Mobiles
Thursday, 17 September 2015 10:19

Apple builds Android App


Falling customer numbers? There is an Android app for that

Desperate to drive customers to its flagging iPhone 6S and its Surface Pro clone Apple has officially created and released an Android app.

Apple iPhone 6S and iPhone 6S Plus come with 2GB of RAM
Published in Mobiles


Big 12.9-inch iPad Pro has 4GB of RAM

Apple has already announced its new iPhone 6S and iPhone 6S Plus smartphones as well as the big 12.9-inch iPad Pro, but the company did not reveal any details regarding the amount of RAM in these devices.

China jumps on VPN tools
Published in News
Tuesday, 08 September 2015 11:12

China jumps on VPN tools

Astrill restricted

China is doing its best to make sure its workers cannot use VPNs to sneak past its Great Firewall of China.

Apple tries to buy intelligence
Published in Mobiles
Tuesday, 08 September 2015 11:02

Apple tries to buy intelligence


Running out of ideas

Desperate to find new ways to flog its iPhones in a dying market, fruity cargo cult Apple is turning to artificial intelligence.

Android Wear now works with iPhones
Published in Wearables
Tuesday, 01 September 2015 12:25

Android Wear now works with iPhones


Liberate yourself from the iWatch

Apple users who have realized that owning an iWatch is a liability are being given the chance to upgrade to more sensible technology.

Qualcomm gets iPhone Modem chip contract
Published in Mobiles
Tuesday, 18 August 2015 13:00

Qualcomm gets iPhone Modem chip contract


But it may not last

Qualcomm looks certain to supply Apple with the modem chips for the upcoming iPhone, but the relatonship's future is not set in stone.