iPhone sales dropping in US
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Wednesday, 05 August 2015 16:09

iPhone sales dropping in US


Beginning of the end

Apple's vice like grip in the US smartphone market is falling off as sales of the overpriced gadgets slump.

Apple Play-Doh scammers
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Wednesday, 29 July 2015 13:04

Apple Play-Doh scammers


Fan boys would not notice

Three teens were arrested in Detroit area after trying to flog the owner of a MetroPCS store iPhones that were bricked. 

Kids wonder why their parents bought iPods
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We wonder why they buy iPhones

It seems that Apple's reality distortion field on products does not last very long. 

Apple wants India to make up for China
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Friday, 24 July 2015 11:39

Apple wants India to make up for China


Looking to recruit slum dog millionaires

Fruity Cargo Cult Apple is looking to replace what is predicted to become a shrinking market in China by adopting a missionary position for its cargo cult in India.

We were right Apple results are grim
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Wednesday, 22 July 2015 11:34

We were right Apple results are grim


Tame Apple Press is spinning like a mad thing

Yesterday we warned the Tame Apple Press would be spinning what were expected to be bad results and we were right.

Apple adverts show it has lost its way
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Tuesday, 21 July 2015 12:23

Apple adverts show it has lost its way


Admits that others are doing the same things cheaper

Apple's latest wave of adverts seem dedicated to the fact that its rivals are producing products that are the same and much cheaper

Apple press gears up for shock results
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Monday, 20 July 2015 15:58

Apple press gears up for shock results


They will be great honestly

The Tame Apple Press is gearing up to spin tomorrow's financial results, even though there are some suggestions that they will not be that great.

A9 chip production starts
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Friday, 17 July 2015 13:18

A9 chip production starts


Delayed by Apple


Samsung and TSMC have started production of the chip which is supposed to be under the bonnet of the iPhone 6s.

Apple takes 92 per cent of smartphone profits
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But only has 20 percent of sales

You might love your android phone as much as you want but the numbers seems to be working better for Apple. 

Apple fanboys discover new way to escape the genepool
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Let's make our phone look like a handgun

While a big chunk of Americans don't believe Darwin's theories, it seems that Apple fanboys are doing their best to remove themselves from the genepool.