VW of tech too late to think big
Jumping on the phablet bandwagon years behind the rest of the market cost the VW of tech, Apple, big dollars, so now it is rumoured to be thinking small in a bid to claw back its “innovation” image.
Strategy Analytics says it has not been this bad since 2009.
Global smartphone sales are slowing down and while the Tame Apple Press is ignoring that even Jobs’ Mob is being effected, it seems that the industry is as bad as it was in 2009.
Who is copying whom?
The Tame Apple Press has been attacking HTC claiming that its HTC One A9 looks exactly like the iPhone, however the outfit is claiming that it is really the other way around.
And the Titanic was unsinkable
Fruity cargo cult Apple has claimed in court that the new version of its iOS is completely unhackable and even it does not know how to do it.
Older phones suffer despite updates
It would appear that iOS9 was all about forcing users of old iPhone5s to upgrade to something more pointless and expensive.
Vaults over the Jobs' Great Wall
iOS malware capable of attacking both non-jailbroken and jailbroken iPhones has surfaced making Jobs' Mob's walled garden defences null and void.
Fixes multiple instabilities and crashes
Apple has tried to fix the mess it made with iOS 9.0.1 and repair the major instability we experienced first hand by issuing version 9.0.2
Apple fanboys replace real cameras with iPhones
There is always a great danger when an Apple fanboy gets control of a hardware budget and a Swiss television station is going to find out the hard way.
We were wrong
When Apple released a pink iPhone6, how we laughed – but it turns out that Apple fanboys can't get enough of pink.