Unstable Intel high-end CPU patches kill performance
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Up to nine per cent

Over the last few weeks, there's been a fair bit of chatter about high-end Chipzilla CPUs, like the Core i9-14900K, throwing a wobbly. Asus has knocked out a BIOS update for its Z790 motherboards to sort it, but it's nicked up to nine per cent off the performance in some tasks.

Apple pulls vegan-friendly FineWoven cases
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It was falling to bits faster than the phones

Fruit-themed cargo cult Apple has pulled production of its FineWoven accessories because they were causing a crisis of faith among its followers because they were so alarmingly bad.

Huawei wants to bring Harmony to the world
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We would like to teach the world to sing.

Huawei's sights are set on taking its HarmonyOS smartphone platform global, even though it's been hit with US-led sanctions that have nicked its access to some crucial tech.

Apple buys its AI tech from the French
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Tuesday, 23 April 2024 09:27

Apple buys its AI tech from the French

Yes we have AI, its very nice.

Fruity Cargo Cult Apple has finally admitted that it knows little about AI and tried to buy its innovation from the French and claim it invented it.

Qualcomm teases Snapdragon X announcement
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Is it the Apple busting Snapdragon X Elite?

In a rather cryptic teaser, Qualcomm has hinted at a significant announcement regarding the Snapdragon X chipset, expected early this week. 

Zen 5 APU rumours are cranking up
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Monday, 22 April 2024 11:24

Zen 5 APU rumours are cranking up


Strix Halo has more grunt than the PS5

The Dark Satanic Rumour Mill, specifically the Chiphell forums, has manufactured a hell-on-earth yarn that the new Zen 5 APUs, dubbed Strix Halo, are a bit of a powerhouse.

Torvalds thinks AI is a huge laugh
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Monday, 22 April 2024 11:06

Torvalds thinks AI is a huge laugh


That is, until they replace him

At The Linux Foundation's Open Source Summit North America, Linus Torvalds dismissed the latest AI software as hilarious.

Z80 chip finally retired
Published in PC Hardware
Monday, 22 April 2024 10:20

Z80 chip finally retired


Been available for 48 years

After a venerable 48-year tenure, Zilog is bidding farewell to the Z80. Initially an offshoot from the Intel 8080 project, this chip ascended to fame as one of the most cherished and extensively utilised 8-bit CPUs in gaming and general computing.

Rivos set to churn out AI server chip
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Monday, 22 April 2024 09:48

Rivos set to churn out AI server chip


Something RISCy

Rivos is smirking behind closed doors after receiving a $250 million cash injection.

AI can exploit security by reading a book
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If only humans still did that

In the latest "AI is taking over the world" news, a gaggle of computer boffins from the University of Illinois Urbana-Champaign discovered that AI agents can read security advisories and exploit real-world security vulnerabilities.