We thought it was supposed to be Huawei that did that

Apple helped the US government spooks build a "top secret" iPod with hidden sensors inside, a former employee has revealed.

You will do what you are told

Jobs' Mob is planning to terminate Epic Games' access to its App Store and app development tools and punish any third party developers who work with the company, in a bid to make the game maker do what it is told.

Need TSMC and Foxconn to get on board.

The fruity cargo cult known as Apple claims that it will be carbon neutral in ten years, but apparently that positive statement is dependent on its suppliers.

Law suits and pure comedy

Fruity cargo cult Apple has stupidly engaged in a war with Epic – the makers of Fortnite.

Apple invented all fruity logos

Fruity cargo cult Apple is involved in rather an evil display of its mighty briefs after taking offence at a woman who ran a business using a pear logo.

As Apple's share prices increase

Apple chief executive Tim Cook has moved into the billionaire club as the tech firm's share price continues to soar.

Antitrust

Fruity cargo cult Apple appears to have angered the Russians with its control of the mobile apps market.

Apparently, they believed they were invulnerable

The Tame Apple Press is shocked and amazed that their Macs are vulnerable to Microsoft Office files that have macros embedded.

Will work as a "fellow" who reports to Cook

Fruity cargo cult Apple announced that its longtime marketing boss Phil Schiller will step down from his role and be replaced by one of his deputies, Greg Joswiak, who now has Schiller's former title of vice president of worldwide marketing.

That Siri inovation was ours

Chinese artificial intelligence company Shanghai Zhizhen Intelligent Network Technology, also known as Xiao-i has filed a lawsuit against Apple, alleging it nicked its AI ideas for Siri