So much for polar bears

The fruity cargo cult Apple has been touting its green credentials for years but lately seems to be missing the boat.

While admitting it needs to open more polluting mines

Fruity cargo cult Apple has a novel way of announcing bad news about needing more polluting mines or how it is fighting pesky right to repair laws even if these are good for Polar Bears.

Tells the police he faked an attack

A bloke who thought it would be a wizard wheeze to pretend to be stabbed by a neo-Nazi has been grassed up by his iWatch.

Better than expected

Samsung Electronics announced that it shipped more than 6.7 million Galaxy 5G smartphones in 2019 which was much better than the company expected.

Looks like that trade war is working

Fruity cargo cult Apple is looking to China to make its OLED screens.

Tame Apple Press furious

The fruity cargo cult, Apple has been sued for allegedly stealing another idea and its defenders in the tech press are furious.

You bet that Apple is there

Every year some technology ends up causing more problems than it cures or just turns out to be total pants. We usually consider Apple the front runner for providing over-priced technology that no one ever needs or just messing up something simple. However this year it had a competition which was so stiff it would have made Priapus (pictured) proud or rather prouder.

No one believes in the cargo cult any more

Apple's iPhone shipments in China fell more than 35 percent in November, marking their second straight double-digit decline as sales of the cheaper iPhone 11 remained sluggish.

Unless they are really really stupid and rich

Beancounters at analyst outfit NPD have added up some numbers and worked out that less than 10 percent of Americans are actually spending $1,000 or more on a smartphone.

It was neither intelligent and could be tracked

The software genii at the fruity cargo cult Apple have had to updated its Intelligent Tracking Protection (ITP) system in its WebKit browser engine because it could be tracked.