Apple admits its software is letting it down
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Thursday, 30 November 2017 12:28

Apple admits its software is letting it down


Promises to pull its socks up

The fruity cargo cult Apple has admitted that the bugs that have been plaguing its software of late are due to a flaw in its software development process.

Apple ups the legal ante
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Wednesday, 29 November 2017 16:53

Apple ups the legal ante


You say tit, and I say tat

The legal team at Apple have fired off a countersuit against Qualcomm, claiming that the chip firms' Snapdragon semiconductors use elements of its own patents.

Apple’s clownlike programming strikes again
Published in Mobiles
Tuesday, 28 November 2017 12:47

Apple’s clownlike programming strikes again


Forgets the true meaning of IT


The fruity cargo cult Apple has had another programming triumph on the autocorrect of its iOS.

Apple only interested in white Americans
Published in Mobiles
Thursday, 23 November 2017 12:31

Apple only interested in white Americans


No stores in black areas

The fruity-cargo cult Apple has no interest in peddling its rich toys to US black areas and appears to have segregated its distribution, according to a new study.

Apple’s HomePod is at least two years behind Amazon
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They are a bit scared to release it

The reason for the delay for Apple’s HomePod smart speaker until next year might because Jobs’ Mob has realised that it has a lemon on its hands.

First hints of 2018 Galaxy S9 surface
Published in Mobiles
Wednesday, 22 November 2017 10:29

First hints of 2018 Galaxy S9 surface


Exynox 8910 SoC 10nm

Samsung's own website has leaked that it might  call one of its future phones the Galaxy X, but this might not be the one that we expect under the Galaxy 9 designation.

Apple giving up on micro-LED research
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Tuesday, 21 November 2017 12:25

Apple giving up on micro-LED research


Inventing is too hard

Apple’s claim to be an innovator took another knock as it was revealed that it was slashing staff in one of its key R&D labs.

Broadcom takeover of Qualcomm appears to be about Apple
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Comment: Don your tin foil hat

This morning Apple’s official news agency Reuters ran a yarn about how beautiful life will be if Broadcom takes over Qualcomm.

Apple delays HomePod
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Monday, 20 November 2017 15:23

Apple delays HomePod

 
We could not invent more than the name and the silly price

The fruity tax dodging cargo cult Apple has admitted that it has not invented Amazon’s echo speaker yet.

Apple allows iPhone X out into the cold for first time
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Just in time for Winter

The fruity tax dodging cargo cult Apple has apparently fixed a flaw with in its over-priced iPhone X which caused it to stop working if the temperature dropped below freezing.