Trick cyclists ahoy
Honor - Huawei's mobile phone company - held a massive event in the City of London yesterday and vowed to take on giants Samsung and Apple and beat them at their own game.
The Fruity Cargo Cult is starting to pay back tax in Ireland, despite the fact it has denied doing anything illegal.
Novice security flaw patch destroyed by update
Apple’s comedy programming team has struck again and released a software update which undoes an emergency security patch which undid a security flaw which was so basic a toddler on crack would not have written it.
Users pay for Apple’s spat
Apple users are having to pay in terms of performance if they are stuck with an iPhone X with an Intel modem.
Peasants fed up with being told to eat gateau
It seems that French peasants are revolting at the way that the fruity cargo cult - Apple - is being allowed to avoid paying tax while they are being told to eat cake.
Wants to hold on to market share
A report said that Apple will introduce a 9.7-inch iPad next year, with a comparatively low price tag.
Apple's legal spat with Qualcomm just got even messier as the chipmaker found even more patents which it thinks that Apple is using without permission.
Dialog faces night of the long knives
Yet another loyal Apple partner is suffering for failing to do what the company told it to do.
Promises to pull its socks up
The fruity cargo cult Apple has admitted that the bugs that have been plaguing its software of late are due to a flaw in its software development process.