Qualcomm to cut 1500 jobs
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Friday, 20 April 2018 09:36

Qualcomm to cut 1500 jobs


Massive reconstruction

Qualcomm promised its shareholders it would cut its operating cost by a billion dollars and the only way to really do that is to let some people go. Projects that didn’t bring the company the expected results might vanish and unfortunately some people will get the dreaded pink slip.

Cook softer than Jobs on porn
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Friday, 30 March 2018 10:25

Cook softer than Jobs on porn


No problem looking at porn on an iPhone

Apple CEO Tim Cook appears to have changed the company's mind about using an iPhone to look at pornography.

Apple's success was because Jobs had problems
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He hated being outsmugged by Microsoft so he stole its tablet 

The messiah of the fruity cargo-cult, Steve Jobs, apparently was only interested in hacking off a single Microsoft executive when he stole the idea for the tablet and the smartphone.

Never mind the Mexicans - Trump should fear the Robots
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Economics experts warn


While the US government is making hay blaming foreigners for coming to the US and stealing jobs, it should be more worried about robots.

US tech jobs axed last year
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Friday, 17 February 2017 12:13

US tech jobs axed last year


96,017 jobs cut in 2016

Layoffs at computer, electronics, and telecommunications companies rose by 21 percent last year.

Notebooks set to return as tablets die
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Wednesday, 11 January 2017 12:24

Notebooks set to return as tablets die


So much for game changing

Notebooks, which had been written off by the Tame Apple Press after Steve Jobs showed off his tablets, are now back.

Supremes back Samsung against Apple
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Wednesday, 07 December 2016 11:54

Supremes back Samsung against Apple


Rounded rectangle was not that important

The US Supreme Court has told the fruity cargo cult Apple to go away and backed Samsung in the legendary trademark battle over the rounded rectangle smartphone.

How Tim Cook stuffed up Apple's tax disaster
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Friday, 02 September 2016 11:15

How Tim Cook stuffed up Apple's tax disaster


Why he should not have confirmed the EU's case

Corporate historians will look at Tim Cook’s handing of the EU tax case as a moment where he should have shut up and saved both his and other company's billions in tax..

Apple starts paying out for running ebook cartel
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$400 million for trying to fix the price of ebooks

One of Steve Jobs’ more despicable moments has finally cost his fruity cargo cult money.

Apple in hot water for “nicking ideas”
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This one could cost it $2.4 billion

Fruity cargo cult Apple has found itself in the middle of another accusation that it may not invented some of the technology it made a fortune from.
VoIP-Pal (VPLM) claims that Jobs’ Mob owes it $2.8 billion because of the way its iMessage and FaceTime services work.