Apple loses copyright lawsuit against Corellium again
It is legally OK to find flaws in Apple gear
Fruity cargo cult, Apple has failed to revive a long-running copyright lawsuit against cybersecurity firm Corellium.
EU warns Apple it cannot play monopoly with USB-C
Defeats the point of the law
The EU is concerned that the fruity cargo cult Apple is working to bypass a new law introducing USB-C as the standard power cable in Europe.
Apple’s results are as bad as expected
Tame Apple Press rushes to put some spin on them
Apple turned in its quarterly results which were as bad as everyone expected and let its denizens in the press put some positive spin on them.
Apple’s results expected to be grim
Tame Apple Press trying to see the bright side of life
Most observers, including Apple, are expecting the outfit to announce depressing results today, but that has not stopped the Tame Apple Press from trying to see the bright side.
Sweden’s national pension fund dumped Apple, Tesla, Intel, and Nvidia shares
Future is bleak for big four
Sweden’s national pension cut back on U.S.-traded tech stocks that outperformed in the first quarter including Apple, Tesla, Intel, and Nvidia.
Apple fanboys give their life savings to Jobs Mob
A billion dollars saved in Apple Card in four days
Always ready to give money to their favourite Big Tech company, Apple fanboys rushed to deposit their savings into an Apple bank account.
Tame Apple Press calls foul as it discovers Microsoft working on chip
Shocking very late news
Microsoft is working on new ARM chips with partners and its in-house “Microsoft Silicon team” and the Tame Apple Press claims that the software king of the world is doing it to rival its favourite company.
Apple’s headset is going to be an expensive turkey
Batteries and wires – it is going to be worse than even we suspected
The dark satanic rumour mill has manufactured a hell-on-earth yarn claiming that $3000 Apple’s new VR glasses will be even more useless than hardened cynics like us could imagine.
Apple AR/VR headset will have an external battery
Streamlined, they have heard of it
In a move which will surprise many who are impressed by Apple's design chops, news has emerged that its coming VR headset will need an external battery pack which is the size of an iPhone. If you want to use it for longer than two hours you will have to plug it in -- defeating the product's portable purpose.
Be afraid if Apple starts getting friendly
It means it is about to steal your tech and shut you down
The Wall Street Journal has run a story warning about the dangers of Apple being friendly to your company.