Fourth quarter results poor due to Apple production delays

Samsung has reported an eight-year low for its operating profit in its fourth earnings results, dropping to $3.4 billion from $10.9 billion last year.

Pages full of sore bottoms 

The Tame Apple Press was furious yesterday after customers started to compare AMD's new Ryzen 7040 series of chips with Apple's M1 Pro and M2 chips with Jobs' Mob's gear showing up poorly.

A butterfly flaps its wings, and Apple's reputation drops down the loo

Fruity cargo-cult Apple has started making payments to users who were unfortunate enough to buy one of its MacBooks with the god-awful butterfly keyboard.

Shares falling as cash cow stuck

Apple shares fell more than three per cent trading giving the iPhone maker a market capitalisation under $2 trillion for the first time since May.

If you are not going to buy a new phone you must pay us anyway

Fruity cargo cult Apple is so poor after its iPhone cash cow didn't do as well last year, it has been forced to tax users by jacking up the cost of replacement batteries. 

Wall Street worried about wasted cash on Apple TV

Fruity cargo-cult Apple, founded on ruthless cost controls and excessive margins, has been spending money like water lately.

No jailbreak required

A developer managed to use an exploit found in iOS 16 to change the default font of the system without jailbreak.

Human rights groups slam fruity cargo cult 

Human rights groups have accused the fruity cargo cult Apple of selling the lives of their users in authoritarian regimes such as Russia and China to make profits.

So much for the hype

Fruity cargo cult Apple has failed to get its silicon to work on its high end cheese grater MacPro workstations, and even the Tame Apple Press is starting to wonder about it.

Critical Apple bug needed Microsoft to point it out before it was noticed

Remember the days when Apple mocked Microsoft's security?  It now seems that the fruity cargo cult is relying on Vole to find flaws its software genii can't spot.