The MacBook Pro really is not a battery sucking turkey
The fruity tax-dodging cargo-cult Apple is working on Consumers Reports to get it to change its mind about the review site’s battery test results for the MacBook Pro.
That’s nobody’s business but the Turks
Much of the internet appears to have gone down in Turkey and it is widely believed that the government is doing the throttling.
Looks like this cache is not up to much either
Julian Assange’s Wikileaks is getting so desperate for attention that it is releasing malware claiming that it contains emails from Turkey's ruling AKP political party.
Getting the message out
While the Turkish government is desperate to stop its citizens talking about the coup, its brutal crackdown afterwards and Prime Minister Recep Tayyip Erdogan’s corruption, it is fighting an uphill battle.
Main reason to upgrade is borked
The Tame Apple Press has been promoting the iPhone 6s's 3D touch as a good reason to waste money upgrading to an otherwise identical phone to the older model. However it turns out that it does not work as well as Apple claims.
And its nobody's business but the Turks
Nationalist hackers are trying to make the Pope suffer for pointing out that Turkey genocided Armenians soon after WW1.
It is what the prophet would have wanted