No stores in black areas
The fruity-cargo cult Apple has no interest in peddling its rich toys to US black areas and appears to have segregated its distribution, according to a new study.
Apple milks dying cash cow
Fruity tax dodging cargo cult Apple is continuing to keep its dying cash-cow on life support with two screens.
Lets spooks see what you are doing without you knowing
The fruity cargo cult Apple’s iOS operating system has a natty feature which allows spooks to turn on your phone so they can see what you are doing.
Just like it can’t write decent clock software.
Apple’s software skills continue to sink to new lows – now it can’t summon up enough of a skills base to write a calculator programmer which can actually add up.
Supply-chain inventory constraints
TSMC claimed that supply-chain inventory constraints hurt its net profit in the third quarter, although not as badly as many analysts had predicted.
Jonny Ive says it is just meant to be looked at
The iPhone is not designed to be used all the time, says the guy who designed it.
Jobs’ Mob warns against children using iPhones
Apple’s face scanning software can be broken by anyone under the age of 13 and the fruity cargo cult has been forced to admit that it does not really work for kids.
Tame Apple Press furious
The Tame Apple Press is furious that the software king of the World Sir William Gates III has decided not to buy an iPhone.
Apple environmental officer sees nothing wrong with stopping people repairing their phones
The fruity cargo cult Apple’s environmental officer must have a conflict of interest when it comes to keeping the planet safe when she works for an outfit whose sole reason for being is flogging overpriced toys to rich kids and making profits.
You will have to pay £249 more than the rest of the world
Fruity Cargo cult Apple has decided that it really hates its UK fanboys and is making them pay £249 more than Americans for the new iPhone X.