Dusts off Dog coin hype
Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk wants to turn Twitter into payment platform to compete with the likes of PayPal, Venmo, and Apple Pay.
But Musk claims success because of car sales and he is popular on Twitter
Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk downplayed Tesla’s poor results by putting a positive spin on the numbers and prayed for a recession.
Elon [look at me] Musk is not the right person to be the supreme twit at the social networking company Twitter, according to its co-founder.
Put his head on a spike
King Charles III’s property outfit, Crown Estate is suing supreme twit Elon [look at me] Musk for refusing to pay the rent on his swanky London office.
UK NHS doctor calls out Musk’s approach to working with the brain
Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk’s attempts to build cyber interfaces between humans and machines have been given a kick in the nadgers by one of his rivals.
Borked all of them today
Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk has ordered that all third-party clients on Twitter shall be exterminated.
Musk’s business genius in action
Social notworking site Twitter, which has been skilfully reconstructed by its supreme twit Elon [look at me] Musk in his own image, has lost 40 per cent of its revenue in a year.
Musk has Pyrrhic victory over sacked workers
A US judge has ruled that workers sacked by Elon [look at me] Musk have no legal right to sue in a real court and must go to private arbitration instead.
Conspiracy or just a lack of staff?
Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk’s plan to run Twitter with no staff appears to be coming unstuck as the site’s app appears borked, and there is no one around to fix it.