We know what you are thinking
UK coppers have hit on a novel idea of scaring the bejesus out of hackers by popping around for a nice cup of tea and a chocky biscuit.
Lizard on Board
Fruity cargo cult Apple is apparently part of the Lizard inspired illuminati cover-up of the 9/11 terrorist plot.
Only one hacker a month arrested
Despite 100,000 cyber crimes being committed every year UK coppers only caught 12 hackers.
We will arrest you on the basis of our software
Bugs Bunny said to be the culprit
Run before beta testing starts
Inquiry into arrests
Only in Japan so far, but could signal things to come
Unless they pay missing man’s phone bill