Microsoft exits support forums
Will not answer questions on Windows 7, 8.1, 8.1 RT or Zune
Software King of the World Microsoft has decided that it will not answer user questions in technical support forums for Windows 7, 8.1, 8.1 RT and numerous other products.
Microsoft confirms it has bought GitHub
For 7.5 billion
As rumoured, Microsoft has confirmed that it has acquired code repository website GitHub for $7.5 in Volish stock.
Microsoft thinking of buying Github
Love at first bite
Microsoft held talks in the past few weeks to acquire software developer platform GitHub and is even rumoured to have already bought the outfit without announcing it.
Microsoft now more valuable than Alphabet
Return of the Vole
Microsoft's value has surged 40 percent over the past 12 months to become more valuable than Alphabet.
Microsoft scores a spooky cloud deal
Spooks get Azure for normally black ops.
Microsoft has scored a lucrative cloud deal with the US intelligence community worth hundreds of millions of dollars.
Been watching Westworld
It appears that the software boffins at Microsoft have been watching Westworld and realised that they could have a problem on their hands if AI gets out of control.
The world is a computer claims Microsoft
Blue screen of death becomes more problematic
Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella has been telling anyone who listens that the "world is now a computer" and if we start thinking that way we will transform everything.
Microsoft and Google find new CPU bug
Fix will slow you down even more
Microsoft and Google are jointly disclosing a new CPU security vulnerability that's similar to the Meltdown and Spectre flaws that were revealed earlier this year.
Gates dilates on Trump
Trump can't tell two different sexual diseases apart but knew a lot about Gates' daughter
Software King of the World Sir William Gates III has angered Donald (Prince of Orange) Trump's cheerleaders by pointing out that the president has a problem when it comes to spotting his sexually transmitted diseases but knew rather a lot about Gate's daughter Jennifer.
Microsoft plans low-cost Surface tablets
Will have USB-C connectivity,
Microsoft plans to launch a line of lower-cost Surface tablets as soon as the second half of 2018 as part of a cunning plan to help Microsoft improve its market share.